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The Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology is the premier source of science too real for the scientific establishment. Come find our papers at jabde.com or r/ImmaterialScience and we accept almost all submissions

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Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology @jabde.bsky.social · Nov 15

Buy our book Et al. consisting of 23 hand picked and finally edited papers ranging on topics of who really killed the dodo, why my room is messy, how to calm down your over attached robot dog, or even a healing crystal based adaptive optics system!

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Et al. because not all research deserves a Nobel prize a book of parody research papers

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Bark Direction and Ranging (BarkDAR): A Barko-Location Method for Neighborhood Threat Surveillance - Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology

In this paper, Champ the dog invents a new BarkDAR method that locates threats by barking while running in circles!

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Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology @jabde.bsky.social · 2d

[New Article] Bark Direction and Ranging (BarkDAR): A Barko-Location Method for Neighborhood Threat Surveillance

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Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology @jabde.bsky.social · 9d

Don't listen to him! Your ground breaking thoughts on physics are valid and we are willing to publish it. Just look at this one

Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology @jabde.bsky.social · 9d

Getting my first look at "How to Prove Anything" Now on Amazon for Pre-order.

Hopefully have review copies soon for whoever is waiting for their copy and pinky promises to leave an amazon review.

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Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology @jabde.bsky.social · 13d

Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology @jabde.bsky.social · 17d

Wrote a paper for a local neighborhood newsletter this month. Backstory: they’ve been filming a series in our neighborhood and put up a bunch of Spanish Moss to make it look like Savannah GA

Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology @jabde.bsky.social · 25d

It's basically impossible until you graduate and start your degree over for a B.S.+ education. It's easier though because you're super leveled up

Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology @jabde.bsky.social · 25d

[New Article] Causal Links of Going Cuckoo and Cocoa Puffs Consumption in Children and Birds of Prey 🧪

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Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology @jabde.bsky.social · 28d

Okay, which paper should I write today? A paper by Champ the dog using barco-location to identify friend and foe dogs across the neighborhood, or a paper by RFK Jr. establishing a link between Coco Puffs and going Cuckoo

Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology @jabde.bsky.social · Sep 23

OMG Everybody! There's a new KRAZAM video

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America's Next Top Model Context Protocol Server

YouTube video by KRAZAM

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Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology @jabde.bsky.social · Sep 22

Cover Reveal: How to Prove Anything: 30 absurd research papers no one else was brave enough to publish

Now live for pre-order on Amazon and the Packt website!

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unjerkedpodcast.bsky.social @unjerkedpodcast.bsky.social · Sep 21

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B McGraw and William Henderson talk about best practices in urban design. What are the best principles of good urban systems? How do we reduce externalities related to urban life? This is part 1 of 2 episodes.

Unjerked E45 Urban Design Part 1 - The Unjerked Podcast

William Henderson and B. McGraw talk about Urban Design. What are the principles of good urban design? This is part 1 of 2 episodes.

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Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology @jabde.bsky.social · Sep 21

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Mixed-Species Herding Patterns of Electric Kick Scooters - Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology

In this paper we evaluate the propensity for electric e scooters to herd in inter-species clusters for protection against predators

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Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology @jabde.bsky.social · Sep 21

[New Article] Mixed-Species Herding Patterns of Electric Kick Scooters 🧪

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Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology @jabde.bsky.social · Sep 21

I’m actually super active in that subreddit so this was a fun podcast to record (here’s one of my recents)

Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology @jabde.bsky.social · Sep 19

30 papers submitted for copy editing for the next book! Gonna take a break from everything and go mosh with some zoomers at Shaky Knees now

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Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology @jabde.bsky.social · Sep 16

Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology @jabde.bsky.social · Sep 14

Ahead on editing, working on a "Mixed-Species Herding Patterns of Electric Kick Scooters" 🧪
I don't know how fast I'll be able to write this one cause we still have 10 more papers to get ready for copy editing for "2 Et 2 al. 2 Furious" (not the real book title)

Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology @jabde.bsky.social · Sep 10

Et al. Papers across the political spectrum

Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology @jabde.bsky.social · Sep 9

Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology @jabde.bsky.social · Sep 8

Apparently too crazy for Claude

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