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miss marsha @itsmarshamello.bsky.social · 35m

getting paid to cross dress to promote one of the biggest pop girls of our generation!!!! not bad for a girl with no talent!!!!!

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miss marsha @itsmarshamello.bsky.social · 12h

we need a biggest cross dresser category at the gaggys next year. kitch, addy rawls, becca b and i have been holding it down for the girls!!!!

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miss marsha @itsmarshamello.bsky.social · 12h

just got called a fat bitch on grindr for the first time time in what feels like forever. nature is healing 🫶🏻

miss marsha @itsmarshamello.bsky.social · 20h

whooooo is going to boots / has a boots ticket they wanna sell :)

miss marsha @itsmarshamello.bsky.social · 1d

need a song to hit me the same way “t shirt” by migos hit me in 2017

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miss marsha @itsmarshamello.bsky.social · 1d

tate mcrae is who niykee heaton thought she was going to become

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miss marsha @itsmarshamello.bsky.social · 1d

if the word “husky” triggers your fight or flight then you’re eligible for compensation

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miss marsha @itsmarshamello.bsky.social · 2d

need someone to convince me not to get the new pokémon game bc i really need her rn

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miss marsha @itsmarshamello.bsky.social · 2d

why do none of my friends want to go see patti labelle next month ???? it’s PATTI LABELLE !!!!!!!

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miss marsha @itsmarshamello.bsky.social · 2d

no but i did end up having to buy a whole ass cake instead of the lil slices they sometimes have

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miss marsha @itsmarshamello.bsky.social · 2d

if whole foods doesn’t have a slice of chantilly cake for me to purchase i might actually jump into the river

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miss marsha @itsmarshamello.bsky.social · 2d

ok bb i will absolutely be hitting you up for help bc im gonna start looking for private insurance soon lol

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miss marsha @itsmarshamello.bsky.social · 3d

this is my 9/11

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miss marsha @itsmarshamello.bsky.social · 4d

like i still can’t believe we were all in the same room as rupaul last night

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miss marsha @itsmarshamello.bsky.social · 4d

i was foaming at the mouth seeing all the mustache trade

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miss marsha @itsmarshamello.bsky.social · 4d

hungover ihop can be so healing

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miss marsha @itsmarshamello.bsky.social · 4d

should NOT have gone to the wrigleyville frat boy afters after rupaul

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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 4d

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

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Most Delusional 2025 💖 @itsdanipax.bsky.social · 5d

“I been swimming for a long ass time, that don’t make me a fish bitch!” - @itsmarshamello.bsky.social 😭

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miss marsha @itsmarshamello.bsky.social · 5d

text bella

miss marsha @itsmarshamello.bsky.social · 5d

yall need to stop talking ab moving and just move

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miss marsha @itsmarshamello.bsky.social · 5d

nothing more disrespectful than trying to look professional with a runny nose

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Most Delusional 2025 💖 @itsdanipax.bsky.social · 5d

Ohhhh @tinymira.bsky.social you TORE!!! 😍

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miss marsha @itsmarshamello.bsky.social · 5d

doors are at 10 so she’s probs not going on til 11:30 at the earliest. probs closer to midnight.

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miss marsha @itsmarshamello.bsky.social · 5d

i need a bag of hot cheetos and a hairy twunk asap

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