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ishotmyboss.bsky.social
@ishotmyboss.bsky.social
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Every second of every day I wish I was dead.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · Jun 21
It's very easy to fix things. I keep telling you idiots what to do. I've been saying it for over a decade now. Your work strikes and voting haven't worked. Not in the long run. Your marches are stupid. They know how many people hate them and are against them, and they don't care. 🧶
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 4h
You humans are so fucking stupid. I hate you all.

I hope I don't wake up tomorrow so I never have to see you again.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 4h
I'm more angry that the solution to fix things is simple, and I can't believe none of you listen to me. How can I be the only one who figured it out?

All you people did was go for a walk.

A second walk.

A 2.0 walk.

You make me feel like I'm insane.

The answer is my pinned comment.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 4h
a woman says " you poor thing " in front of copper pots
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 4h
How the fuck did I forget to block Chuck Schumer?
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 7h
It's cause we all know Barry banged Michelle on that desk, and he can't stop sniffing where his balls slapped against it. It drives Donny up the wall he can't get that musk out of his head, so he's wrecking it all. He's not allowed to get rid of the desk.

He loves the smell of a black man's balls.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 12h
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 16h
Theory: cats can have ADHD too
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 14h
She's a single mother only trying to provide for her brood.

Shub-Niggurath is also just trying to get by with a family.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 1d
The line is: 'cat dead. details later.'
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 1d
a man is talking to another man in a store and the man is asking if he is in a row
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 1d
We are all G.I. Robot.

youtu.be/hELG2FDrOdA?...
SLC Punk - Nazis
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 1d
Did you try the crab juice?
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 1d
Bruce Wayne, Oliver Queen, Tony Stark, and Victor Von Doom have been to Epstein's island.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 1d
Stephen Miller cries during American History X when they take the nazi paraphernalia off the wall.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 1d
I don't think you wrote this correctly. It reads like the person wants people in costumes to be accepted and also accepts people in costumes.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 1d
a close up of a woman 's face with the words " how bout that " written below it
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 1d
It's fuckin weird that the animals they chose to represent the american political parties aren't american animals.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 1d
I'm more angry that the solution to fix things is simple, and I can't believe none of you listen to me. How can I be the only one who figured it out?

All you people did was go for a walk.

A second walk.

A 2.0 walk.

You make me feel like I'm insane.

The answer is my pinned comment.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 2d
a man with a gun on his shoulder and a woman with red hair behind him
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 2d
No conflict.
atrubek.bsky.social Anne Trubek @atrubek.bsky.social · 3d
What makes something a heist as opposed to a theft? Is it simply how cool it is?
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 3d
I've barely been sleeping.

It's the best parts of Breakout, Space Invaders, and Gradius.

It just crashed on me a minute ago.

I had dual characters Mummy and Warrior with radiation guns and spider queens.

There is a weird glowing couple of pixels in the bottom left corner that may be a bug.
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 4d
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 4d
What the fuck are you talking about? He sleeps all the time!
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Judi Impeach Krasnov! @judi999.bsky.social · 4d
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ishotmyboss.bsky.social @ishotmyboss.bsky.social · 5d
a woman in a white tank top and black gloves is standing in a dark room
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