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The Keyblade Master
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Just a chill guy. Love laughing at stupid memes. Spongebob is goated. Anime lover and lifelong gamer. I used to be in the band. May your heart be your guiding key. #Blacksky #Blackskygamers #Blerdsky
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Spongebob should have retired when the creator passed.
18. Give me your Spongebob hot take.
I'll go out of my way to watch the classics, but don't really rock with the new stuff.
17. Do you still watch Spongebob?
Spongebob getting caught watching the hub lol
15. What adult joke from Spongebob went over your head as a kid?
"Good gravy he's naked!"
14. What is your favorite niche Spongebob quote?

(niche is something that isn't well-known or common)
Sandy alone will get me through.
12. You are stranded on an island. What three Spongebob characters are you picking to help you escape?
I was there when it premiered on SNICK in 1999.
10. What is the first episode of Spongebob you remember watching?
Squidward. Planktons situation is due to his own greed. Squidward has to live next to two idiots who constantly annoy him, work a dead end job no one wants, has no real talent, and has to watch his biggest opp succeed in everything he wanted to do.
7. Who has the worst life: Squidward or Plankton?
Mr. Krabs by far. He forced them on multiple occasions to work nonstop shifts, tried to bill Spongebob and Squidward for standing and breathing, sold Spongebob for literal pocket change, fired Spongebob to save a nickel and forced Spongebob to commit numerous crimes. Need I go on?
6. Who is worse: Mr. Krabs or Patrick?
"I thought of something funnier than 24. What is it? 25"
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
"I'm ready I'm ready...No you ain't"
"This is a load of barnacles"
"I don't see what's the big deal about a stupid star. Gee Patrick, I thought you'd care a lot about stupid stars considering you are one."
5. What are your favorite Spongebob quotes?
The Krusty Towers is my personal favorite.
4. What is your favorite Spongebob episode?
I no longer refer to salads as such. I now call them sa-lads.
1. Tell me you've watched Spongebob without telling me you've watched Spongebob.
Multiple times a day, every day.
17. Ideally, how often would you like to have sex?
Auska definitely needs to be in someone's anime, her villain voice is phenomenal.
People often forget the contributions Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff made to the rap industry.
13. What rapper doesn't get enough credit for their contribution or influence in rap?
Left this man in a tanning bed for hours just to go party.
Anyways how's y'all Friday going? Hope this week has been kind to you all.
Wanted to share a rant about some BS that happened to me at work this week.
Reposted by The Keyblade Master
This is what you pineapple on pizza eaters deserve ☝️😌
Work was real blah for me today. Not sure why.
Bruh the way One Piece makes me feel feelings in these episodes is criminal. 😭
Morning y'all. We made it to another Friday.
Bron has definitely chilled on how he spears folks, but unrestricted yeah I'm not taking one from him or Goldberg.