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Noah the introvert

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I'm a sex-positive, non-shy introverted nudist, software engineer, chatbot maker, chaos magician, and all-around jack of all trades & master of some. I'm 38yo (he/him) from PDX. 🔞 Adult content warning: 18+ only Website: https://introvertnudist.com

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Noah the introvert @introvertnudist.com · Nov 13

#introduction

👋 I'm Noah, 37/m from Portland.

I'm an introvert, software developer, and a 'full spectrum' nudist: so on my Bsky feed you'll see normal nudes, some sexual things, and sometimes geeky posts about my other myriad interests.

Also check out my photoblog at: introvertnudist.com

🏳️‍🌈 🎮 ♎ 🕉️

A selfie picture that I took the other day at home.

My general look: I have curly dark brown hair which I like to allow to grow out, while trimming my hair shorter on the sides and back. I have blue eyes and a pale complexion.

In this photo I am smiling at the camera and wearing a pink t-shirt and a necklace which has a resin-coated cross section from a pinecone and a blue glass bead on the front.

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Otterly erotic 😉🔞 @otterlyerotic.bsky.social · 4h

Go to the “No kings” protest in your area, this Saturday, October 18th.

Stand against fascism.

Stand for freedom.

Stand for love, not fear.

www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

What to know about the Oct. 18 'No Kings' protests

The "No Kings" protests are aimed at celebrating the 1st Amendment.

www.usatoday.com

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Noah the introvert @introvertnudist.com · 4h

Where I skeet from

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50. Ever used something that isn't made for sex in the bedroom?

I have a jar of coconut oil which is handy for fully body massages that turn into sex. 😈

Also in my youth I put all kinds of household objects up my butt: markers, handles of screwdrivers or shaving razors or anything I could find.

Noah the introvert @introvertnudist.com · 4h

49. Weirdest porn you've ever watched?

I once stumbled onto some dinosaur themed porn, with people dressed up in pterodactyl costumes and everything. 😆 The costumes had the quality like of a school play, it was all just weird!

Noah the introvert @introvertnudist.com · 4h

48. Any funny sex stories?

After sex when I've cummed all over my partner's belly, I ask if he'll let me paint him a picture with my cum. And pretend I'm painting a rainbow and clouds and happy little trees and things.

He never lets me actually do it tho fr. 😭 I'm like: we're gonna shower anyway!

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Noah the introvert @introvertnudist.com · 17h

47. Do you like role play?

As answered in an earlier question, I doubt role play is my thing. When I see how it's portrayed in movies anyway (like "whoa, officer, was I a naughty boy and I need to go to horny jail? 🥺"), I don't think I'd be able to take myself seriously enough for all of that. 😅

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Noah the introvert @introvertnudist.com · 17h

46. Do you masturbate with penetration?

Usually, no -- If I'm going to do all the prep work just for that, I'm filming it so I can post it online and let people watch it forever. 😈

That's how it is for most of my sex toys. For my day-to-day wanks I just keep it classic.

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Noah the introvert @introvertnudist.com · 17h

45. Favorite sex toy?

Definitely the Hitachi magic wand. I've owned many things that vibrate over the years, but nothing actually got me off completely on its own until that. It's especially reliable for cumming in my #chastity cage.

It'll take me from zero to off in under 3 minutes every time.

Noah the introvert @introvertnudist.com · 17h

43. Do you squirt? N/A
44. How often do you masturbate?

About 2-3 times a week on average.

Noah the introvert @introvertnudist.com · 17h

42. Do you like your balls being played with?

Not very much 💀 they're easily startled so you'd have to be slow and gentle!

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Noah the introvert @introvertnudist.com · 17h

41. Do you have extreme kinks? Which ones?

I don't think any of mine are that extreme. 😂 Chastity cages and some light wrist straps & blindfolds are the least vanilla (but still pretty vanilla) things I get up to!

Noah the introvert @introvertnudist.com · 17h

40. Try and describe what an orgasm feels like to you

It wouldn't fit in a post for Bluesky, but I once went into detail on an AskReddit thread: www.reddit.com/r/TooAfraidT...

Noah the introvert @introvertnudist.com · 22h

39. What do you wear to bed?

Nothing at all!

Unless I'm out traveling/sharing a room with someone/etc. then I might wear just underwear. But I'll be hating it the whole time! It gets all twisted and bunched up throughout the night. 😤

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Noah the introvert @introvertnudist.com · 22h

38. How do you prefer your partner's pubic hair?

Either trimmed or shaved are both fine with me. It's not very fun sucking cock with a full jungle of pubes and needing to pause every 5 seconds to fish stray pubes out of my mouth or get an unexpected flossing of my teeth. 💀

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Noah the introvert @introvertnudist.com · 22h

37. Do you masturbate or have sex with clothes on?

Usually, no to both. Sometimes I'll have clothes on when I jerk off, and rarely I've had sex with clothes on.

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Noah the introvert @introvertnudist.com · 22h

36. How often do you do unprotected sex?

Every single time when I'm in a committed long term relationship. 😈

Noah the introvert @introvertnudist.com · 22h

35. Favorite position?

As a bottom: cowboy style or missionary.

As a top: cowboy style, doggy style or prone bone.

Noah the introvert @introvertnudist.com · 22h

34. Do you do anal?

Yes!

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1. Mutual pissing? Yes!
2. Role playing? Only in an ironic way (I don't think I'd be able to take myself seriously to role play like how I see it done on TV/movies)
3. Humiliation? I don't have this kink.

Noah the introvert @introvertnudist.com · 23h

33. What makes you orgasm the fastest?

I have a few go-to memories or fantasy scenarios which, combined with jerking myself off as fast as I like, can make for a quick & reliable maintenance wank whenever I need one.

Noah the introvert @introvertnudist.com · 23h

32. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral?

Giving, 100%

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Noah the introvert @introvertnudist.com · 23h

31. Do you enjoy giving oral?

Yes! Moreso than receiving it even.

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Noah the introvert @introvertnudist.com · 23h

30. Do you go for multiple rounds or settle for one orgasm?

As much as I always love the idea of going for multiple rounds, after one orgasm my body doesn't cooperate for more.

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised." —Zapp Brannigan

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Noah the introvert @introvertnudist.com · 23h

29. What do you masturbate to?

Primarily my imagination. I have a few persistent fantasy worlds built out in my head, each with their own lore and characters, or I'll remix old sexy memories into new/hotter scenarios.

Rarely I'll use porn, and if I do, it's likely I just watch my own self videos.

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Noah the introvert @introvertnudist.com · 23h

28. Do you own sex toys? How many?

I have: 3 dildos, a fleshlight, a vibrating Bluetooth controlled butt plug, a vibrating prostate massager, wrist straps/blindfolds, and 4½ chastity cages.