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⛧⛧ TRIES TO BE FUNNY ⛧ NEVER IS ⛧ ⛧ GAY AS HELL ⛧ TRANS AS H*CK ⛧ ⛧ WILL NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BEMANI GAMES ⛧⛧ PRETENDS TO BE A POSSUM ONLINE ⛧⛧

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‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 6h

"games should be $100 actually" ok but only if we ban the $30 DLC that releases 6 months later that was in production before the game even came out as well as the $20 cosmetics that look better than anything else in the game and also the $20 battle passes and

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 7h

the roaring knight silhouette on the blasted effect,,,

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 7h

this is deltarune canon now actually

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 9h

ok so i'm now counting... four? five? people in my old eve online group who have transitioned since i quit playing

which is weird given how said group was maybe 60 people and was like, not at all trying to appeal to queer people lmfao

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 11h

oh. huh. guess im 31 as of today. happy birthday me ?? that number is too big i think

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 1d

found a deadlock mod that turns billy into dess deltarune. we havent even seen her in her own game yet what the fukc

but also like. its kinda fitting. it doesnt change the voice lines at all and im extremely here for the trans dess headcanons, so,

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 2d

wait arc raiders wont have regular wipes and there's no market system?? not really sure why you'd make an extraction shooter without the two things that makes the genre function on a base level but ok

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 2d

just had a deadlock game that ended in 18 minutes after the enemy mina went afk in base and spent the whole match insulting her team in chat instead

i went back into the replay to find the inciting incident and. lmfao fuckin owned

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 3d

is there anywhere that doesnt suck shit or am i better off just not having an online trans community at all

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 3d

trans reddit: the blind leading the blind
trans twitter: "hrt is magic :) just put in effort :) and also 100k of surgery"
trans 4chan: "everything sucks forever"; also a bizarre amount of incest posting
trans bluesky: physically incapable of not yelling at each other over the world 'transsexual'

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 4d

given the artists i follow i am genuinely amazed that i havent seen porn of the megabonk fox yet

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 4d

billy and vyper: basically a shotgun with their negative range
wraith and haze: no midgame
mcginnis: bullet spread for days
infernus: this is a spirit hero in disguise
everyone else: wrong kind of gun

why.

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 4d

sometimes i think "hey i wanna learn a new deadlock hero". i start looking at the list for someone with an accurate automatic gun that isnt useless before 40k souls. i remember why i basically only play ivy.

you would think having a good gun would be more common in a shooter game but here we are

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 4d

what does game preservation even look like for anything that uses more than the standard controller buttons? i genuinely have no idea how we're supposed to solve that problem

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 4d

ok im seeing people try to dunk on this but like. he's right, an mp4 file is easier to run. and this is nintendo, the kings of weird gimmicky consoles.

there's a lot of ds games you just *cant* emulate, because its not on a ds. how do you preserve elite beat agents without making DSes for eternity?

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 4d

genuinely baffling how the vancouver zoo is so tremendously shitty that most people here dont even seem to know it exists. really it can be better described as "animal prison" instead of a zoo

how has it not gone out of business, let alone been shut down

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 5d

they don't need an account with some social media manager guy behind it to be able to read your posts!! wtf are you all talking about!!

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 5d

im sorry but if yall are worried about "omg theres american government accounts on here now": what

no, seriously, what

have you never heard of the NSA before

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 6d

too close to wkuk kitty history :(

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 7d

i will never stop laughing when i see "oooo be careful, that website logs ur ip address!!"

like. yeah man. that's how the internet works. you couldn't get on websites if it didn't know your IP. also, your IP doesn't mean anything, people can't do anything with it, so why would i give a fuck anyway

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 8d

if a spider winks at you is it with 1 eye or 4

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 9d

yeah i started checking every other song on the album after posting this and. god it actually is just Like That. why would they do this

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 9d

why does every version of pendulum's blood sugar i can find sound like its been compressed to hell and back

theres no way the original release actually sounded like that, right?

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 9d

‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 9d

just remembered the cs1.6 m4 reload animation that has you pull-starting it like a fuckin lawnmower