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Heather πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
@impliedsalad.bsky.social
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Heather (she/her) | Regulr ol' neurodivergent gay trans girl putting the mess into "hot mess" | Recovering former software/tech dev | Possible NSFW on occasion so πŸ”ž I also do: @tallysalad.bsky.social
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Heather πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @impliedsalad.bsky.social Β· 4d
kill me
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Heather πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @impliedsalad.bsky.social Β· Sep 8
please i cant take any more
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Heather πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @impliedsalad.bsky.social Β· Sep 8
here i am, they want us gone, freebie right here 🎯
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Heather πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @impliedsalad.bsky.social Β· Sep 8
but hey i must be a terrible prson and deserve it all right thats the rule isnt it alone = evil and man
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Heather πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @impliedsalad.bsky.social Β· Sep 8
finding out too late that it all couldve been different is just that much more
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Heather πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @impliedsalad.bsky.social Β· Sep 8
ppl dont have a clue what its like to never even have that much worth
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Heather πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @impliedsalad.bsky.social Β· Sep 8
not even worthy of objectification
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Heather πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @impliedsalad.bsky.social Β· Sep 8
nothing matters everythings too little too late for me
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Heather πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @impliedsalad.bsky.social Β· Sep 6
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Heather πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @impliedsalad.bsky.social Β· Sep 6
well im fugged. and not in the nice way i would count as a person an matter
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Heather πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @impliedsalad.bsky.social Β· Sep 6
am i part of life now?
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Heather πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @impliedsalad.bsky.social Β· Sep 6
cake is eternal
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Chloe 🌹, fractal femme @lunarweasel.bsky.social · Sep 6
I feel like the best advice I can give to most people trying to recover from trauma is to slow the fuck down and be gentler on yourself. No, slower than that. Slower. Gentler. Imagine you're a tiny little helpless rodent who needs safety and protection at all times.
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Heather πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @impliedsalad.bsky.social Β· Sep 6
fml
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Heather πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @impliedsalad.bsky.social Β· Sep 6
oh tomorrows gonna be reeeeeally extra bad in a few hrs
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Heather πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @impliedsalad.bsky.social Β· Sep 6
I'm too old to deal with this delayed phase shit, dammit
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Heather πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @impliedsalad.bsky.social Β· Sep 6
I can't not read this as dating a trans gal:

She is like a pearl coming out the shell
Yeah, you can tell she made herself all by herself

She's so, so, so solid

She's making a plan
She's taking it higher
She's using her hands
She's pulling the levers
She's dotting her Is
She's checking the levels
MUNA - Solid (Official Audio)
YouTube video by MunaVEVO
www.youtube.com
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Heather πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @impliedsalad.bsky.social Β· Sep 6
We managed to come back from a slow start and win our queer volleyball game this evening even without our top player, which was very exciting. A great group of people too, lot of fun. But good lord, way too many people are faaar too cute and pretty. It's not fair!
a girl in a school uniform is kneeling down with tears running down her face
Alt: Anime girl (Ritsu from K-On) sitting on the floor crying.
media.tenor.com
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Heather πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @impliedsalad.bsky.social Β· Sep 6
I'm already falling in love with the whole album:

"I've spent way too many years
cried too many tears
Not knowing what
What I wanted, how to get it, how to live it and now
I'm gonna make up for it all at once

I want the full effects
I wanna hit it hard
I wanna dance in the middle of a gay bar"
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Heather πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @impliedsalad.bsky.social Β· Sep 6
Well fuck.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SDY...
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Heather πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @impliedsalad.bsky.social Β· Sep 6
That part, yes. That much is good.

But the part about "or because you’ve reached the conclusion that those jokes are offensive [to a marginalized community]?" and Norm essentially saying "no" to that? Not good.

The correct answer would've been: "Both. Either one is bad enough."
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Heather πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @impliedsalad.bsky.social Β· Sep 6
You spelled "13" wrong.
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Heather πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @impliedsalad.bsky.social Β· Sep 6
Not much, apparently.
Interviewer: So are you stopping telling jokes about transgender people because you want to avoid those jokes being misinterpreted or because you’ve reached the conclusion that those jokes are offensive? Norm Macdonald: I’m worried that someone might get hurt, not offended. I know other comedians that go, β€œIf the joke is funny, I don’t care if someone gets beat up.”
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upfromsumdirt @upfromsumdirt.bsky.social Β· Sep 6
just saw a meme that said "my favorite childhood memory was having energy" and i have never existed beneath the sun like this before until now.
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