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imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome.
@imaprettygnome.bsky.social
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imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท Dec 17
Me and my daughter. ๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿค
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imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 22h
If you smoke, I want you to know that your cum tastes like rancid ashes.
imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 2d
This is the only correct answer.
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imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 2d
The irony of dressing up to be naked haha! I would have dressed up too.
imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 2d
Its awful to see someone you are only connected to through the internet suddenly fall off of everything. All of their accounts are deleted, I have no idea why, and no way of contacting them.
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imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 3d
Is there a word specifically for when you have too many video games that you want to play but you can't decide which one to spend you time on? I feel like there should be one of those strung together German words for this or something.
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imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 3d
Sunday Mornings ๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค
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imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 3d
I have cut my own hair for like the past 15 years or so. ๐Ÿ˜
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imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 3d
Just need a bigger tub. ๐Ÿ˜
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imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 4d
My happy place.
A table covered in dice, miniatures, character sheets, and a map of Avernus
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imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 4d
It is so fucking weird to me that people will get the shape of a state tattooed on their body.
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imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 4d
Using AI is such a turnoff especially for that. Sorry bro. ๐Ÿ˜•
imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 5d
What teenagers are they getting sperm counts from in the first place? Most teenagers I know are mortified just to talk about anything related to sex if an adult is in the room let alone jack off in a cup and hand it to them. I can't stand this health department.
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imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 5d
Never forget that in the US the ISPs are always going to do their darndest to give us the shittiest service and the slowest speeds possible for the highest price. #Spectrum ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 6d
Shout-out to the gay art films that get uploaded to porn websites. I came here to jack off, but I left profoundly touched and emotionally enlightened.
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imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 6d
Looking at my schedule today just knowing it's going to be a frustrating day. ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 8d
Quote this with a selfie if you're Gay Dead (single and over 30)!
A faggot taking a selfie in the mirror wearing a purple and white gingham collared shirt, khaki shorts, and purple shiny boots.
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imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 8d
If someone said this to me I would swoon. ๐Ÿ˜š
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imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 8d
I'd be there next to you earnestly listening to you yap and wishing we could smooch.
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imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 9d
Why do so many men trim or shave their pubic hair? I gave up on that so long ago and never looked back.
imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 12d
People who were pretty as a child and into their teens don't know what kind of privilege they grew up with.
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imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 12d
"You know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family,"
imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 12d
My 5th Marina concert! Happy Birthday to her and me. ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿ–ค
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imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 13d
My friends are all trying to be nice to me and plan things because my birthday is this month but nothing is going right. It feels like I've always had a shitty birthday since like middle school. My only consolation is that my friends care about me, but I just wish something would work out.
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imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 13d
Medieval lit is so insufferable because it was all written by church bitches. All of it operates under the insufferable assumption that Christianity is true and correct. Even if we are applying modern ideas to it, we still have to work within a Christian framework which is extremely deluded.
imaprettygnome.bsky.social
Still the prettiest gnome. @imaprettygnome.bsky.social ยท 13d
Why are the best teachers the ones who teach the worst subjects? This new professor is amazing but she specializes in Chaucer. ๐Ÿคฎ
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