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First of all, you don't know what cakes I've seen.
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So LSU has no coach, no athletics director and no university president, and they say the governor is in charge? No. NO. Mike is in charge. Let Mike handle it all.
Thanks football karma — I no longer need this.
I am finding M*** SH***'s phone number.
I think I love sports so much because I am always so personally nervous about my own failures that watching the potential of other people winning is really a relief.
Every crowd shot is like 30 people ready to throw up.
Do you have Ernie Clement's phone number? Asking for a friend.
Not gonna lie. Little crush on him right now.
Got a little crush on Ernie Clement now.
All the announcers were like "What if Lane Kiffin quits?" Like bruh, to go where? Somewhere that sucks? Because those are the options right now.
No. I have had:
• That was an unrestful 30 minutes.
• I have absolutely no idea how much time has passed and it is possible the cops are here for a welfare check because I slept through a week of work.
have you ever had the most perfect nap?
No, you've got it. You have 100% got it.
Look sir, I still have eligibility.
I am finding M*** SH***'s phone number.
"He's the second-most sacked QB in college football," YEAH I KNOW CAN WE JUST PUT THE DEFENSIVE LINE IN WITH HIM. I'm not clear on the rules.
I WOULD LIKE TO SUGGEST SOMEONE PROTECT MY BOY LANORRIS PLEASE.
There are certain things about sports that you just can't explain why they're great, they just are. I love the sophisticated trash talk of Larry Bird but sometimes you just gotta go right at a guy in the vernacular of your time.
"What the fuck man?"
"Fuck you, motherfucker"
Also what a great weekend to be a kid: Halloween on a Friday, World Series Game 7 on a Saturday.
How do you get an offensive line? Asking for a friend. (My friend Shane.)
Meanwhile I have eaten five chocolate Christmas Tree cakes in the past hour. No biggie.
But it would also be nice to have an o-line.
I mean this in the kindest way possible, but I have watched like, 20 worse Gamecocks seasons than this over my lifetime and I am still optimistic af. I was totally vaccinated for disappointing Gamecock football. Every year we still exist is a treat for me.
And don't mention playoffs or bowl games to me right now. I don't want to hear about them.
Me: I can't watch the baseball tomorrow. I have another game.
Friend: What could be more important than a game seven?
Me: You can watch like five baseball games a day for eight months. College football is 14 days a year.
My favorite holiday is near. Halloween? No. Extra-sleep-hour Sunday.
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