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Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0

@ih8mods.bsky.social

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Had to recreate myself. Reborn like the Phoenix i still support leftists, love my pitbull mix, Zionists can still get fucked. Same guy, same views. Love you or hate you. Do not follow me if you think I like Kamala or Hillary. I voted for them but they suck

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Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 22d

Here’s my dog that had no eyes leading me down a trail. She heard my footsteps and then used dog brail to stay on trail. Most of the time she stays behind me. Bur she trusts me. Easy trail. Nothing can harm her here so I let her have her freedom

Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 39m

I adopted my dog because she trusted me enough to rub her belly when I was introduced to her. She is now a belly rub slut and rolls over for belly rubs at every opportunity. She gets upset when I stop. I am thinking it was a ploy to find some dumb enough to rub her belly every time she rolls over.

Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 1h

In the Accountant 2, I know that people go to dating events to find marriage, but fuck, they don’t know what they’re getting themselves into.

Dont rush into marriage. Don’t settle for less.

Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 1h

Same, ex elf instead of s roommate I have a dog. She doesn’t mind as long as she gets the pets and treats.

Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 1h

If you go to FB marketplace you can find peelers selling off perfectly good sealed dried meals. They have meats and veggies and everything in them and you’ll spend less than buying “new”. Take too commenters advice bur also buy dried bullion for flavor.

Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 7h

Artificial amateurs aren't at all amazing
Analytically, I assault, animate things
Broken barriers bounded by the bomb beat
Buildings are broken, basically I'm bombarding
Casually create catastrophes, casualties
Canceling cats got their canopies collapsing
Detonate a dime of dank daily doin'

Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 8h

Personally I think it’s an astroturfing campaign because no self respected leftist would abide by a Nazi tattoo. Thats a line in the sand.

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 9h

The strength of Platner's fundraising and his polling even after all this came out should speak to the electoral potential of attacking billionaires and advocating for strong social programs.

an unfortunate number of leftists have concluded "only this one guy can sell this platform to voters"

Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 9h

Honestly I don’t think it’s “leftists” it’s people left of center. Actual leftists abhor this shit.

Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 9h

My dog loves to be close, but she butts up against me curls into ball with her head in my armpit and demands pets. She makes delightful happy noises while scritch her

Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 9h

Sucking on a chili dog
Outside the tastes freeze.

He will never live down sucking on a chili dog.

Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 9h

Shitlibs love to state the obvious to each other for internet points.

And they are always follow back accounts. Honestly after working in the industry and everything else I know why they lose elections. No independent thought. They’re blue maga for a reason.

They love to huff their own farts

Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 9h

Everyone on the left knows. We don’t need the reminder. You’re preaching to the choir.

Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 9h

@dantastic.bsky.social Thats a serious question. I have what people say is a handicapped dog and shes most definitely not.

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Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 9h

The dream is to buy a piece of land, build an energy efficient and basically able to be off grid if needs a frame cabin and Mmmm for the sunset years.

Be the weird old man.

Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 9h

I like touristy restaurants. Are you fucking kidding me? Blend that dressing Jesus fucking Christ.

The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 1d

How can you avoid touristy restaurants? Is it evil to make Caesar-salad dressing in a blender? Our food critic Helen Rosner answers your questions about cooking and dining.

Helen, Help Me: How Do I Get Beyond Tripadvisor?

Our food critic advises a reader on where to find out-of-town restaurant recommendations, and answers another about a salad-dressing shortcut.

www.newyorker.com

Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 9h

Does Leo not have front paws?

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Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 10h

Gina Gershon would be perfect to play Amy Winehouse. I’m watching “Killer Joe” and she looks just like her at points.

Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 10h

And to top the night off? Where I parked I needed to get something out of the rear passenger side before I left. Someone’s dog took a huge shit right in front of the door and left it.

I stepped right in it of course.

Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 10h

I genuinely love what I do, but I can which clients are going to be pains in the ass and which ones will appreciate what I do. And that’s fucking irritating.

Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 12h

I give people three simple instructions and they still can’t follow them.

This is the power button, dont turn it on until I tell you to.

This is volume,

Please don’t touch the other two buttons.

So they touch the other two buttons, ask me to repeat myself, cant figure out the volume.

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡

Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 12h

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE ASK HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL THERE BE ASIDE FROM THEM? WHO THE FUCK CARES? LITTERALLY YOU DONT ASK THAT WHWN YOU TK DISNEYLAND.

Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 12h

Cheesman Park at Sunset. The pic doesnt do it Justice.

Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 12h

Literally some asshole just now: “ Hey do you do ( the thing I do)? I am too cheap to pay a reasonable price, so is there anything you could do for me for free?”

I genuinely don’t know what’s fucking wrong with people

Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 13h

He has a losing and setting tons of money on fire while doing it kink.

Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 13h

I can’t even crack the door to it and she comes out of the other room over the noise of their and a dead sleep and sneaks up on me. She knows most of the treats come from the cupboard.

Spooky Dog appreciator 2.0 @ih8mods.bsky.social · 13h

LMFAO. Just like Japan was going to build factories here. I think it’s all the burnt toast hes smelling.