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AST

@icomeanon.bsky.social

140 followers 140 following 1.5K posts

20s. Queer. Polyam. They/She. Probably up to shenanigans. MDNI. No reposting of pictures unless otherwise stated (or if I’ve told you that you can), please and thank you.

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AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 3d

Oooooh that was a good one (also yes please and thanks)

AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 3d

Okay but is that all one contraption or are we being presented with options here?

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AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 4d

Respectfully, god damn 😳

AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 4d

Now sir- 😳

AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 5d

G R O S S

AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 5d

Help I thought this said, “Chainsaw Man…fuck me” 😭😭😭

AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 5d

My poor self-esteem staring at the post knowing I can’t think of a decent argument against it 😂😂😂

a black and white cartoon cat is sitting on a pink pillow .

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AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 5d

My good bitch. WHY. 😭😂

AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 5d

I have a whole reaction image album on my phone titled “Alas, men”, so there are definitely more if you need more laughs.

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AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 5d

I want to argue but my brain won’t come up with a decent argument so you win this time…

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AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 5d

Me about this man

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AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 5d

Spirits will be high and yours will have hopefully returned to your body. Tis the fucking season and all that 😂😂

AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 5d

Tiny faces in pumpkins make me laugh every time, your humor is clearly top tier.

AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 5d

Lilac I am having unholy thoughts pls 😳

AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 5d

Dear Jarl, good luck 😂

a close up of a woman 's face with the words you 're in danger girl written on the bottom

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AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t know if I should be concerned for your sanity or be happy for the soul-snatching orgasm you’re gonna have at the end of this 😂

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AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 5d

AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 8d

Brilliant, I’ll bring some dairy free desserts and tea bags for the cozy post-party decompressing.

AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 8d

My excitement is tempered by the fact that “flesh tuber” is absolutely a cursed term 😂
(No but actually, excited for this change for you!)

AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 8d

Me, sprinting over to Reddit

a black car is driving down a street with the words on my way written on the side

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AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 14d

Oh man I’m sorry dude, I’m crossing my fingers for you that things start working out. 💜

AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 14d

The future husband is probably trying to wife up one of the half naked girls as we speak, let’s be so fr right now.

Also my present husband doesn’t care about me being half naked, why should anyone care about the opinion of a man that isn’t even your partner yet???

AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 14d

Oof what a mood, hoping someone delivers on these orgasms for you.

AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 14d

Now I’m curious if tummy bulges are even possible if you have a lot of belly fat?

AST @icomeanon.bsky.social · 14d

Me, looking at the USA for the last 10+ years 🙃