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Always leaving early and sleeping late.

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Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · Jun 2

Bluesky is like that little pocket on your jeans; doesn’t get in the way, but not very useful either.

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Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 10h

"It says here 'Niko', and sometimes 'Nico'." #CelebrityTraitors

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Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 16h

Maisie, Olive and Albie:

Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 23h

Pop Fact: Flavor Flav was born in the Essex village of Theydon Boiiiiiiis.

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Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 1d

You know how they manage to grow seedless grapes? Sheer graft.

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Do it on Twitter and I’ll retweet it and no one will know.

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Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 1d

‘FLASH SALE’ is right there.

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Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 1d

Dreamt Benny Hill was pressuring me to give up my seat on the underground.

an elderly woman is sitting in a chair and holding a cup and says well what can i say

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Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 2d

The Welsh version of ‘The Kama Sutra’ is ‘The Doug Mountjoy’.

Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 4d

One thing Twitter could take from here is being able to block thickos, and them completely disappearing from your life.

a man in a blue shirt is sitting in a truck smoking a cigarette .

ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting in a truck smoking a cigarette .

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Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 4d

Mind your own business.

Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 4d

You’re not allowed to feed the birds (tuppence a bag) these days, because of woke. #StrictlyComeDancing

Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 4d

Albie went to watch Hammersmith & Fulham RFC get comfortably beaten.

Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 4d

Olive and Maisie

Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 4d

Mark Bonnar, searching his name after #CelebrityTraitors

a man in a spiderman costume is smiling and says they love me

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Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 5d

Today marks the 56th anniversary of Bobby Moore finding a wife in Epping Forest.

Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 5d

“I’ve said on many occasions I have no interest in the Nobel Peace Prize. I’ve never heard of it, but know it’s the most corrupt fixed election known to mankind. I also know Mister or Misses Nobel interfered with dogs. That is all.”

Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 5d

“She’s in hiding, if we invade Norway you can get the prize anyway, sir.”

Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 5d

Fun Fact: Ed Gamble’s full name is Mister Ed Gamble Responsibly

Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 5d

You don’t see Judith Chalmers much these days; they don’t make the baskets big enough, and there’s a distinct lack of Judiths.

Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 5d

Still thinking about #CelebrityTraitors

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Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 9d

Leaving Newcastle…

Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 11d

Tynemouth