Ganondorf (parody)
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Let’s try this again… hmhmhmhm… HAHAHAHA!!! OH ITS GOOD TO BE BACK!

//The Great king of evil Ganondorf has returned at least
Can you keep it down???
“I’VE HAD IT!

CAN I JUST HAVE ONE NEW THING?!
JUST O N E NEW THING?!
I’M SICK OF NOT HAVING ANYTHING TO DO!

I HATE IT! I CAN’T!-“


Crashing out this early in the morning?-
None of you will stop me from my conquest… once I take over hyrule, ILL TAKE OVER THE WHOLE WORLD!!! HAHAHAHA
Finally… with that link fellow out of my hair… I can now do what I strive to do… CONQUERING HYRULE!
Man
I didn't.. you know what. I think I have to go now! Hah-hahah a. Hasta la bye bye!
*reads the kaiju on it* it's a counterfeit Gilgamesh. tell no one tho but i did the same thing you did with links sword so we all good
*reads the kaiju on it* it's a counterfeit Gilgamesh. tell no one tho but i did the same thing you did with links sword so we all good
Wh-- yes, why of course it's real! Are you doubting my abilities to defeat Cloud in a duel?
Wait… you sure this is the real deal Gilgamesh?? There’s writing on this.
Wait… you sure this is the real deal Gilgamesh?? There’s writing on this.
I defeated him in battle and took it as a reward, of course. If you know my name, you should know what I do.

[ it's really just a counterfeit one, but he's not going to say that at all. ]
How did you get your hands on clouds buster sword Gilgamesh...?
How did you get your hands on clouds buster sword Gilgamesh...?
It is one of the best, after all. Who wouldn't?
I recognize that sword from anywhere...
I recognize that sword from anywhere...
being made by science... that doesn't surprise me at all.
We don't really have a mom. The closest is Ms. Bellum or Ms Keane. Or that one spider lady from the reboot we don't talk about.

We were made with science! Delicious, magical science!
Can someone tell this bluehaired kid, I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING RAP BATTLE?!?!
ok so what happened when i wa-

....

HOW THE HELL DO I ALREADY HAVE 100 MINIONS FOLLOWING ME??? WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM?
a man with a beard wearing a helmet with spikes
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a helmet with spikes
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@pawrodyacc.bsky.social

“… I guess I can gift you a tunic of… link along with his hat from my era so you have more variety.”
@superstarsk8ter.bsky.social

“For you boy… I guess I’ll give you a newer skateboard something that’ll suit your style… heh.”
@v3ganpowerz.bsky.social

“I’m… not sure what I’d give you but I guess a vegan cookbook?”
@songbirdcanary.bsky.social

“while I’m not sure about what to give you… i suppose a bird will be fine-“
//stole it.

… let’s get this over with.
Where the hell are you all coming from…?
//I wake up with like 70+ folk my lord… y’all is crazy, drop them drives for me to make a banner fellas
It did cuz I was in chains the whole time-
I get that feeling Eugene they once turned me into nothing but skin and bones