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Guys I’m starting to worry about the width of this gyre
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That’s why I do all my hunting with depleted uranium
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I’ll admit I would prefer to be considered less brain damaged than an average EU citizen
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I loved it when I was a kid and recently remembered I can go there as an adult too
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The Wizard’s Chest in Denver, might be a bit of a schlep for you
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You’ll never guess what other kinds of mineral I keep laying around the house lol

Did you know you can just buy yellowcake
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Probably less radiation than you get in Denver!
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That said, I do keep lead laying around the house but if something I consumed in large quantities was testing as high as some of these……
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My drinking water is great. I know because I live on a superfund site and it is regularly tested
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“Become a precinct committeeman” was like THE right wing blogger thing in the 00’s and it fucking WORKED
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It’s great! And it’s only like 20 minutes although it can easily take an hour if you think too hard. There are basically three rules but it’s really deep
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Baby formula is one of the most tightly regulated things in the country and they had some big lead problems too, not sure we can lay this at the foot of the supplement industry

Something’s weird about soy sourcing it feels like
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I think we’re gonna make it
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Incredible vintage-style local news piece 10/10 no notes
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An aggressive rock has been removed from a parking lot in Aurora where it repeatedly attacked drivers.
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Now to take a big drink of water and read the Wikipedia article on the 2008 primary
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Honestly not sure marsupial de-extinction makes sense without good womb tank technology
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Unfortunately the people working on it are at Colossal which is like 90% snake oil, but iirc their dodo team is actually pretty good

Dodos are easier partly because the nicobar pigeon is closely related, thylacines nearest relative is very small and distant so would need artificial placenta
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I believe we have the full genome that we could just theoretically CRISPR into a pigeon egg