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Huntley Haverstock
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“We have some of the best technology minds looking at how this happened.” "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." https://go.bsky.app/NZWEN9M 🚫DMs 🚫Porn 🚫Crypto 🚫MAGAs
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · Mar 27
“We have some of the best technology minds looking at how this happened.”
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 8m
Mariachi only works in combination with alcohol, not urine.
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 10h
a man with glasses is standing in a dark room with the words `` it 's a miracle '' written on the screen .
ALT: a man with glasses is standing in a dark room with the words `` it 's a miracle '' written on the screen .
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 11h
He's apparently not the stupidest Trump. But he's trying.
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 11h
It's not a race.

But....
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 12h
She's even past the age of hot flashes.
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 12h
He will never claim to be a comedian in court.

He would be accused of lying under oath.
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 12h
He would be safe for at least 3 year.
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 12h
For what it's worth: I thought it still is one of the best creations I've seen. Even when including AI.
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 12h
They already have Herotics©️
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 12h
Anyone know if this criminal is still alive ?
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 12h
I'm really looking forward to a new version of the Trump mugshot gallery with the current mobsters.

Any chance ?
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 12h
So when does Little Marco leave ?
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 12h
There are many american yachts in international waters. I wouldn't be surprised if a substantial number of million dollar yachts have drugs on board.

Trump has indirectly given other countries permission to sink those yachts.
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 12h
A mariachi band playing doesn't help either.

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JELLYFISH l Heartbreak Kid
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 15h
It's time to give this plug another try.

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Horrible Histories Leif Ericsson Movie Pitch
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 1d
Jesus: "When you're a celebrity, he lets you touch his ear"
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 1d
He wants to be King, but his chin on the Time cover says 'deflated frog'.
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 1d
Leif Erickson Day: October 9
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 1d
It's a terrible photo: It's got Fat Satan in it.
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 1d
NoKingGina
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 1d
a man in a suit and tie walks down a street
ALT: a man in a suit and tie walks down a street
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 1d
Christopher Columbus “discovered” Hispaniola (today: Haiti and Dominican Republic) and Cuba.

Many people lived there already for thousands of years. They clearly beat him to it.

Columbus never actually set foot on the North American mainland.
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 1d
"We switch off Earth and escape to the moon, you know, the bottom part, where the little boy is fishing"
a person is sitting on a crescent moon fishing
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Atti 17.11 @atti1711.bsky.social · 2d
This is Rep. Mike Lawler (R-NY). He wants to repeal the Affordable Care Act. Over 63,000 of his constituents to lose health insurance, if the ACA was repealed.

RETWEET to let New York know that RepMikeLawler wants to take away their health care!
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Huntley Haverstock @huntleyhaverstock.bsky.social · 2d
Rightly so!
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