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DeeDee Megadoodoo

@humanroadkill.bsky.social

160 followers 190 following 530 posts

Gayish 20 year old (I don't share anything NSFW but I still consider this space🔞)

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DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · Aug 20

Me: *watches several videos exposing Charlie Kirk’s scummy takes*
YouTube’s ad system: “You sure do love this Charlie Kirk fellow.”

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 1d

put dat bullet in my gullet

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 1d

Fucking visceral shit youtu.be/W9O-Aseh10w?...

Barre couple unsettled after Stetson student charged with stealing car

YouTube video by Gannett media

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DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 1d

Bowser gif

a purple background with a white star in the middle

Alt: Martinsugar2k intro

media.tenor.com

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 1d

Either that or John Lennon has come to haunt me

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 1d

I think I am being hacked and the only reason I think this is so is because I recently clicked a shady download link on accident and ever since then some random Beatles song has been downloading itself on my Apple Music and every time I un-download it gets re-downloaded

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 1d

Please Excuse My Dumb Ass Sister

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 1d

Bad ordinary evening

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 1d

Broom of doom 😮

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 2d

This is me, if you even care

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 2d

I have not heard the word precisely in a hot minute

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 2d

I’m autistic. Shocker! I know

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 2d

Contrary to popular belief, I am still a virgin

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 3d

“Mamdani’s gonna establish Sharia Law! He’s gonna promote Muslim nationalism, force women to wear hijabs, punish gay people, and kill apostates. Anyway, let’s promote Christian nationalism, force women to dress modestly, punish gay people, and bring back the death penalty“

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 3d

Plus make no payments until next year!!!

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 3d

Anyone remember vsco girls?

sksk and I oop

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 3d

AND HIS NAME IS JUAN PEÑA!!

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 3d

Kneel on the grass, Tyson

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 4d

Parent: *Bestows the curse of eternal silence on child*
(25 years later)
Parent: “Hmm, I wonder why my son doesn’t talk to me anymore)

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 4d

Rehab rehab is the same as no rehab

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 4d

Uncommon NYC W

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 4d

I hope everyone understood my last post

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 4d

Straights are strange and should be avoided.
Gays are strange and should be avoided.
Lesbians are strange and should be avoided
Bisexuals/Pansexuals are strange and should be avoided
Asexuals/Aromantics are strange and should be avoided
Everyone is strange and should be avoided

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 5d

son I love you so much. I love you so much that I broke every generational curse that my father couldn’t break

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 5d

That fuckass agent sold me fake estate

DeeDee Megadoodoo @humanroadkill.bsky.social · 5d

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