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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 5d

death to all dodge challenger drivers

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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 14d

yes this is exactly what i want. someone who doesn't respect clearly outlined boundaries and is ugly and bothersome

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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 14d

men are always convinced that if they simply bother you enough you're going to leave your girlfriend for them

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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 25d

this isn't about wack cartoon porn either like real children and animals were involved like girl. why are you POSTING you should be IN THE GROUND

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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 25d

bluesky is so crazy i just saw one of the bitches from the legendarily bad purplekecleon incident & floraverse being reposted as a voice of reason. the pedophile-zoophile wombo combos get to preach to us on this website?

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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · Aug 5

killing it in the genderfluid butch game because many gorgeous dykes love dating a fussy gay guy

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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · Aug 5

to everyone besides them obviously. my girlfriend loves to make me try highly processed foods she knows i’m going to hate such as the “dirty” baja blasts with creamer mixed in and laugh when i scrunch my entire face up in displeasure. i will do this every time because i love her beautiful laugh

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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · Aug 5

beautiful women love when you’re #persnickety

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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · Jul 8

i’ve had to explain how QR codes work 55 times in the past 16 months

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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · Jul 8

millennial boss at your social media job: We have created brand-specific Instagram stickers! These are now the only stickers you may use in Instagram stories. There’s 3 of them. You must post 35 Instagram stories per day.

gen x boss at your social media job: Why doesnt this have a QR code ?

https://stories.here’s

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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · Jul 2

r/freaklivingspaces

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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · Jul 2

sorry it’s anarchy in here because we don’t have a camp counselor guiding us 😔

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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · Jul 2

this fucking cat man

small brown tabby cat surrounded by BDSM gear attempting to smack the heart-shaped tip of a crop

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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · Jul 2

LAHDLAHDDKDB amateur. doesn’t even know about the strategic woman-comforting fagccent

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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · Jun 27

WOW i guess I’ve been too offline. i missed the return of cheating. playing the hits huh

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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · Jun 27

when did transgay people get bold enough to try and get you to cheat on your girl. like. i’m used to you guys not being able to order your own food at restaurants. and i feel like many of you currently vying for my strap still can’t

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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · Jun 27

words cannot describe the whiplash of realizing you’re more comfortable being fuckboy masc & going back to that after like a decade & all of the sudden you have to put “I HAVE A MONOGAMOUS GIRLFRIEND” in your lex bio and people are still trying to slide in regardless

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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · Jun 27

i’ve been really butching it up for a minute and as a result cishet men have been leaving me alone much more but other gay people have been acting like wild animals about me

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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · Jun 23

evergreen stupidity from my Wretched Son <3

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rock robster @plounce.bsky.social · Mar 18

low intelejents

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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · Jun 21

rip sandro botticelli you would have LOVED nonbinary people

head and shoulders of an angel by sandro botticelli

transmasc fagdyke bitch in a little grey shirt and black pants

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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · Jun 19

speaking as someone with a girlfriend And a fagccent what worked for me is simply asking "are we queening out or is there a vibe?" after a couple tasteful conversational drops of my fagdyke status

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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · Jun 19

flirting with women isn’t actually that hard you just tactfully mention that you’re bisexual a couple times and wait for them to ask to compare hand sizes

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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · Apr 3

LSFBKSHDKDDNBS i’m so glad you saved it.

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xxx se llama fashion fetiche @ilovegoromajima.bsky.social · Apr 3

Gotta put the all timer here

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