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Mal Hazel

@howlinggnome.bsky.social

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I’m continuously clapping my hands together for my belief in fairies & Tinkerbell I play, write for, edit articles, DM (& occasionally roll Death Saves) with my tabletop crew & at conventions for D&D Hubby to Liz & Dog Daddy to Loki J Pup

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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 4h

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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 4h

Anything
Mountains can’t jump 🤓

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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 14h

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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 16h

It’s similar to those companies that have been “Voted best estate agent 2024” These are all brought (sometimes even online just by filling in a form)

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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 16h

“I bally say, I do declare, I am a pirate of the air!”

*whisper* “Do you think we should get that rhyming curse removed?”
“No, it kind of suits him”
“I’m waiting for when he sees a duck…”
“Why? …..Oh…”

Convergence of Whispers faces the storm in a bally sky high shenanigans session
#dnd #ttrpg

Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 1d

Holy Mayor McCheese!!
@avantris.bsky.social Crooked Moon landed in the UK
Scarecrow & Pumpkin King Resin Dice Sets
Cloth Map of Wickermoor Hollow
2024 Core Box
Boss Miniature - The Wicker Man
Reference Card Decks - Items & Spells, NPCs, Encounters, Monsters & Bosses
Tarot Deck with Guide Book & Bag

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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 1d

Ba-da-bing, Ba-da-boom
@goodmangames.bsky.social Caverns of Thracia just dropped

A classic reworked by the late & great Jennell Jaquays
#dnd #ttrpg

Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 3d

The secret recipe for crème brûlée

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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 3d

You eat pens?
I prefer Sharpies…

Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 3d

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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 4d

That’d be Emberwing, her Wildfire Spirit 🐦‍🔥

Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 4d

In today’s #dnd session, Sir Turnip (as he took the Chef Feat) impersonated a top class cook “Brandon Ramseed” & smashed his Deception d20 check (we use Proficiency Dice)
He then added to this persona by swearing at the head butler, stabbing a pie & throwing a saucepan out the window
😂
#dnd #ttrpg

Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 4d

And the best thing about giving away handmade sharp edge dice?
It means I make room for even MORE handmade sharp edge dice! 🤣
(Even though @flittertail.bsky.social has already bagsied the pink candy floss numbers… 🙄)

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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 4d

“So… The murders have all taken place along both the same Fey lines, then, if we draw a line through them all and..
“X literally marks the spot?”
“So how do we see where the Fey lines converge?”
“I bally well declare, we need be in the air!”

Convergence of Whispers takes to the skies
#dnd #ttrpg

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Bella Bergolts @bellabergolts.bsky.social · 20d

Hello there!
I’m opening 3 commission slots again ☺️
If you’ve been dreaming of bringing your character to life, I’d be delighted to help! ✨
You can reach out to me here or via email.
I’d be incredibly grateful for any RTs ❤️

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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 4d

I think I will knock up a couple of NPCs and pit you all against the Orcs of the Frozen Wastes in this Epic Encounters set 🤓

Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 4d

But you did get enough XP to reach Level 2!!
🤣
So it looks like Sven is off to a great start in his adventures…

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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 4d

It really was a fantastic afternoon, playing #dnd with my little brother, like stepping into a Time Machine…
PLUS I had the excuse to introduce him to handmade sharp edge dice…
So I gifted him this set, which rolled exceptionally well for Sven Flirungarsson, Ranger of the North
🏹🪓🌲❄️🎲🎲🎲

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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 4d

Well…
I am a bit of a D&D geek…

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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 4d

I prefer this product by @lokebattlemats.bsky.social
It just seems to have more pack to its punch

Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 4d

“I bally say, Tinklepuss, old fruit, the bally zombies are a tad stinky poop…. Ding Dong, I say….”

Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 4d

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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 4d

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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 5d

So…
My brother @claretnblue27.bsky.social came over, & we rolled up a character (he wanted a Viking type, so we went for a Ranger), then I explained all the basic mechanics & how #dnd works
We then ran a one shot where he fought hobgoblin raiders & levelled up
What a cracking afternoon 😎
#ttrpg

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