𝙺𝙻-𝙴-𝟶
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𝘌𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒕. (parody/fake | mun is 20)
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ㅤㅤ 𝘐’𝘮 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯, 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺.

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𝘕𝘦𝘸 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯: 𝙺-𝙻-𝙴-𝟶; '𝘒𝘭𝘦𝘰'.
𝙁𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙤𝙬𝙣𝙚𝙧.
i try my best, babe. that's why you love me.
ominous
i know. don't worry. arrangements are made.
although for a wastelander, you are still far above average age.
i know. don't worry. arrangements are made.
... that's in 4 days.
now for sale: new year's fireworks.

only slightly radioactive.
babe, i am futuristic tech. and sure, that works for me.

sounds like a deal if i ever heard of one.
That a fact? My ship's private, for starters. If you don't mind futuristic tech.

I might be able to scrounge up a vintage camera, so, we should be able to take some quality pics.
not at all, babe. you wouldn't be the first.

if you arrange a camera and somewhere without watching eyes, i'm sure we could arrange a... private session.
“ so what would you offer in return, then? well? don't be shy... ”

tilting her head slightly, her voice softened.
not at all, babe. you wouldn't be the first.

if you arrange a camera and somewhere without watching eyes, i'm sure we could arrange a... private session.
Mm, a little bit. I mean no offense, of course. I just tend to be straightforward and not beat around the bush.

Hope that isn't a problem, Miss.
that would be the wise decision.

...so you'd want a pin-up of me, hm? is that how you're thinking about me?
“ well, that depends, of course... ”

leaning in a little closer, she lowered her voice, an amused tone present in it too now. “ how much would this someone be offering? ”
that would be the wise decision.

...so you'd want a pin-up of me, hm? is that how you're thinking about me?
I'd say, "try me", but I'm not in the mood to tempt fate.

With your chassis and demeanor, pin-ups would rake in the dough.

Or, uh, caps.
i don't think you want me to answer that.

modelling is a first, i must admit. anything in particular you're thinking of?
i don't think you want me to answer that.

modelling is a first, i must admit. anything in particular you're thinking of?
Or else I get skinned alive? I'm joking. Maybe.

Anyone tell you that you should try modeling?
oh, don't worry there, babe. satisfaction guaranteed, or else.
“ very possible, babe. for the right person, or the right price. ”

leaning forward, she watched closely, curious how he'd react.
“ you wouldn't be the first, babe. if you had any idea the offers and requests i've gotten... ”

a soft, metallic, chuckle.
oh, don't worry there, babe. satisfaction guaranteed, or else.
I certainly hope so. It'd be bad to blow the chance at a prosperous business relationship.
sure thing. looking's always free.

highest quality you'll find around, and best prices, too. you'll find me very reasonable, i'm sure.
sure thing. looking's always free.

highest quality you'll find around, and best prices, too. you'll find me very reasonable, i'm sure.
...Huh. Mind if I take a look at your stock? Been meaning to look at new vendors.

I just hop it's high-quality, but you seem like a woman of reason and honest business practices.
of course, babe. customer is king. and besides, i don't just randomly disembowel every passerby.

course i do, sugar. basically anything that can kill a man, i sell.
of course, babe. customer is king. and besides, i don't just randomly disembowel every passerby.

course i do, sugar. basically anything that can kill a man, i sell.
Can I request it doesn't end in my dismemberment, death, or grievous bodily harm?

Also, wait, you have a business?
these claws can do all sorts of both wonderful and terrible things, babe. depending on customer requests.
seductive sunday? babe, i'm seductive every day.~
these claws can do all sorts of both wonderful and terrible things, babe. depending on customer requests.
Alright, elaborate for me? I'll hear ya out.
oh, nothing so... impersonal, babe.
oh, nothing so... impersonal, babe.
By attempting to incinerate me?
oh, don't worry. i'd save you the paperwork either way.
oh, don't worry. i'd save you the paperwork either way.
A very selfless gift. It's appreciated.

Also saves me some paperwork.
my gift to you all is that, for another year, i won't go on a murderous rampage through goodneighbor and the commonwealth. probably.
of course you can, of course you can.

[ a metallic chuckle, a pat to her shoulder. ]
( pouting a little , arms crossing . )

well , can i at least stay here with you ?
...you almost make it sound tempting. but no, not this time.
|| true, true, very true

we'll see. maybe i'll make an account for my nerevarine. that could be fun.
|| (ngl, always have half a mind to put one of my TES characters on here and just interact w other fantasy characters.)