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Helga the Horrified

@horriblehelga.bsky.social

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Dog lover 🐕 Horrified American Retired inspector, gardener, putterer. No DMs.

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Helga the Horrified @horriblehelga.bsky.social · 3d

No Kings day in deep red Roseburg, Oregon. So amazing!

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Helga the Horrified @horriblehelga.bsky.social · 4h

So sorry for your loss but it sounds like you had a really great dad 💜 that's the best part 🤗

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Helga the Horrified @horriblehelga.bsky.social · 4h

I did that on purpose 🤣

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Helga the Horrified @horriblehelga.bsky.social · 5h

Not great today 😢 no matter what Wordle says

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Helga the Horrified @horriblehelga.bsky.social · 5h

I lost my Connections streak 😭 but had trouble when I was playing. My two day Wordle streak was unaffected 🥴

Helga the Horrified @horriblehelga.bsky.social · 17h

That m'fer 🤬🤬🤬

Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 20h

The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.

Helga the Horrified @horriblehelga.bsky.social · 18h

Jeez Louise 🥴

a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is smiling for the camera .

Alt: a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is smiling for the camera, blinking his eyes in disgust

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Helga the Horrified @horriblehelga.bsky.social · 20h

No wipes in the pipes! There's no such thing as a flushable wipe. No matter what the package says.

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Helga the Horrified @horriblehelga.bsky.social · 21h

Good for you! I joined Planet Fitness when I retired. I try to go 3 times a week, only $15 a month here. I like the 30 minute circuit they have and the recumbent bike. First time I've ever joined a gym but they've got tvs above the machines so the time goes fast.

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Helga the Horrified @horriblehelga.bsky.social · 1d

I saw a clip of an older woman saying that living alone is the greatest luxury a woman will ever have. It took me a while to appreciate it, but I think she's right. And so many of us waste that luxury pining away for a man we really don't need.

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Helga the Horrified @horriblehelga.bsky.social · 1d

Meh but I made it 🙂

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Helga the Horrified @horriblehelga.bsky.social · 2d

Right?!? Now when I see a cross my immediate thought is that person must be a hypocritical bigot. Except for @jamestalarico.bsky.social, they're mostly a disgrace.

Helga the Horrified @horriblehelga.bsky.social · 2d

To be honest, I got pretty choked up when I got there. Wonderful surprise 😊

Helga the Horrified @horriblehelga.bsky.social · 2d

It wasn't pretty but I got there 🤔

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Helga the Horrified @horriblehelga.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry to share IG but this was too good not to. Let them eat cake 🙁

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Helga the Horrified @horriblehelga.bsky.social · 2d

That works well for an Abba Zabba bar too. It's taffy filled with peanut butter, if it's a regional thing. 🤷🏼 Makes it soft and so delicious and way easier to chew.

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Helga the Horrified @horriblehelga.bsky.social · 2d

It's been years since I've watched but I'm old enough to remember when it was must-see TV. Mike Wallace wouldn't recognize what trash it's become.

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Helga the Horrified @horriblehelga.bsky.social · 2d

I do too, in the living room to watch the dogs, but it's the n only when I'm out. I also have 3 outside. But not in my bedroom. No matter, to each his own. 🤷🏼