I took this picture of a rotting
Pumpkin some years ago…my phone keeps trying to remind me of it. And when I slow down. Stay present. I realize…. This is pumpkin represents everything that is our current political climate… a rotting/rotten pumpkin…

Who wants to bring me a breakfast burrito?

Taking back martinis over here…

My Venmo is suddenly covered in Squares… damn-I didn’t realize I was friends with so many prudes. #gosports

oooobaaaagaaabaa

Nincompoopsicle

There We Are Then.

It’s only been two weeks… just stop…now… it’s too damn much.

Mercury is…Mercuring. Why God?! Whhhyyyyyyyyy…..

Why play with spoons when you can play with knives.

Here for the weird and the unhinged.