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White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 3d

Accidentally scared the hoes browsing Netflix and we saw Forrest Gump and I tried to sarcastically say "oh, I l LOVE forrest Gump" but it came off as incredibly sincere

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White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 4d

You cant do polls on here but are you someone who eats cake with a spoon or a fork?

White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 4d

I'm always on demon time

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White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 4d

Ladies of Bsky, let me put you onto a new prey:

@autokynephile.bsky.social

Perks of dating this individual
- Highly autistic
- Funny (many classic Skeets IMO)
- self admitted "Tradwife Tgirl"
- Lives in Ottawa (Can withstand harsh, horrid environments)
- Pathetic
- Likes soju & cigs (i.e easy)

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White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 4d

You do call yourself "The First Tradwife Tgirl" afterall

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White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 5d

Its cause I was scrolling Twitter like ten minutes beforehand and saw the blue woman on my feed and she manifested that phrase into my mind

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White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 6d

He didn't hear me so I told him I said "For any major reason," job saving fumble recovery

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White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 6d

Was talking with my boss about a coworker when he said "He told me lately he's been a bit blue" and I blurted out "for an amazing reason" fuck my stupid chungus life

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White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 7d

I'm a DEI hire on this platform, can't get a banger off without a trans woman doing the work

White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 7d

I mean this is cool and all but I'm not really sure I get the whole #Locktober craze

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White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 7d

I mean this is cool and all but I'm not really sure I get the whole #Locktober craze

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White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 12d

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White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 12d

tonight about to be a motherfukcing movie

White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 12d

tonight about to be a motherfukcing movie

White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 13d

*jokingly* "Don't worry boss, I won't let the woke mob stop me around here"

"Matt what the fuck are you talking about, you ARE the woke mob in this warehouse"

White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 13d

Taylor Swift vs Charli XCX may just start thermonuclear white woman warfare in the streets

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White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 14d

Had this one on the backburner cause I know you can't help yourself #Predictable

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White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 14d

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White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 15d

White Neurodivergents who refuse to listen to rap are missing out, producer tags and rapper ad libs are my NUMBER ONE vocal stims

White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 15d

Stepping my fashion game up a notch

White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 19d

"C'mere slut" I say to the beer sitting on the table as I lean over and almost fall out of the hammock

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White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 25d

Guy trying to hit on transfem Umamusume:

"What? No, I promise I'm not a pace chaser?

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White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 25d

*Dude about to completely blow his shot hitting on the deer girl waitress*

"So deer are a prey animal eh? Y'know they called me the "sexual predator" in college"

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White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 25d

Just remembered the phrase "hucow" while high in the hammock and I'm crying trying to hold my laughs in so the neighbours don't think I've lost

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White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 29d

43 y/o man who gets his work corrected then goes back to his desk and plays Black Hole Sun btw

White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · Sep 16

Hey man sorry I know you're on break rn but we're actually going to shitkick the white dude who plays "This is 21 Savage" everyday on his speaker without Spotify Premium if you wanted to join in

White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · Sep 16

Hey man sorry I know you're on break rn but we're actually going to shitkick the white dude who plays "This is 21 Savage" everyday on his speaker without Spotify Premium if you wanted to join in

White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · Sep 13

Me nodding the fuck off in that strip club when all of a sudden they threw on that Tory Lanez

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