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Honey Bun
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the last of the sweetie pie baby angels (She/her- bi - 31🌱) https://linktr.ee/honeylilbunny
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if i was an accessory to murder i’d probably be the ..hmmm (drumming my fingers on the table) yes well i would probably be the ribbon tied in the victims hair
smh what a fool i was to assume all of their tippity tappin on a keyboard was innocent …
i’m frowning deeply bc how could my lovely massage therapist be married to an evil person but i guess these things happen every day..
literally has to be something like that bc she was cryptic but said the deals so far that they’re talking about are HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS so…
she didn’t go in to detail which seemed on purpose so i’m assuming he made something real bad
massage therapist was tellin me today that her fancy engineer husband made some kind of ware (soft? hard? no idea) that everybody wants like he’s flying to saudi arabia to maybe make a deal soon??? who are these fuckin people man
(twirling an invisible mustache) i am… how you say… very mentally unwell
the big bang occurs in my eyes when i gaze at you. stars explode and light my face up, so if i should ever lose you, i can remove them from my head and use them to make a map back to you
they would never get lost bc they would recognize my songs and stay close to them
i would have made the best shepherd. i’d love walking along with my stave in hand, my dogs working beside me as we move through the pasture, the sheep humming and tromping along. i would sing to them every day.
100+ hours in and i finally married the love of my life, Freya!!!! i love my tall wife !!!!! <3
holding a package of ribeyes above my head and loudly saying “the stakes have never been higher!” right before being shot down in the deli section of the grocery store
leaning in closely and whispering “i am going to shatter your plains, bridgeboy”
(this only works if you read sla)
the suggestion box i leave out is just filled with compliments and poems
my goons love me because i treat them with respect and give them each a kiss on the forehead before i send them off
my headcannon is that this movie is directly related to hellraiser and that the dimension that’s torn into is pinheads universe but he’s jus elsewhere at the time
like wow 10/10 don’t know how i didn’t notice this before lmao
rewatching Event Horizon (1997) and just now aware that within the first 20 minutes there is a thunder storm ….. in space
mothman ate my ass in the kroger parking lot
“don’t say the lords name in vain” buddy he ain’t real it’s always in vain
i’ve been watching so many horror movies lately and haven’t even been posting about it, much to everyone’s relief
i read smut and masturbate like a lady
going out to see them today to get at least a couple of my tattoos finished before they move lol i am anxious, apprehensive, and already looking forward to coming back home but i’m doin it!!
my older sister and her family have been looking for a red state to move to the last couple of years bc they are really dumb and so now they’re moving to nevada next month??? my parents fund almost all their lives and do all the babysitting for free, so not sure what the plan is there lmao
just started my hike into the Cave of Perils And Ruin hope i see some bats and stuff
my laptop sounded like it was killing itself but it was just updating windows
i just had one a couple hours ago it was delicious