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aspartame angel
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everybody’s got a piss kink til they see urine start to drip 😔😔😔
what’s the move for all saints’ day parties tonight? i’ve got a great simon costume im just dying to show off!
might make a burner linkedin to shit post on
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new! an all-pig remake of the disney witch movie called horkus porkus
I WAS DRESSED LIKE DRACULA—MAYBE
I SAW YOU CRYIN ON HALLOWEEN
Pisces ♓️: you did not live through the spring :(
Aquarius ♒️: you are sideways
Capricorn ♑️: you are sideways
Scorpio ♏️: you are sideways
Libra ♎️: you are sideways
Virgo ♍️: you are sideways
Leo ♌️: you are sideways
Cancer ♋️: you are sideways
Gemini ♊️: you are sideways
Taurus ♉️: you are sideways
Aries ♈️: you are sideways
2/3 of eek! are sideways, here’s what this means for your horoscope. a 🧵
joss whedon and every writer on the office have done irreparable damage to writer’s rooms everywhere.
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Instant Ramen. Cooks in 3 minutes, cools in 72 days
once we figure out these asbestos wings we’re getting you back up there
okay, but you’re not a knucklehead or asshole, and tbh the sun had it coming
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“a girl’s intuition is never wrong” sister you have Borderline Personality Disorder