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@holarosarita.bsky.social

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How is this going to help us find Tatiana???

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Rose @holarosarita.bsky.social · 15h

Setting up the cat’s new auto feeder because her old one crapped out and she’s trying to eat out of it while I’m working on it LIKE SHE’S NEVER BEEN FED IN HER LIFE.

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The Heathyorker @theheathyorker.bsky.social · 1d

10/13/25

Heathcliff Panel:
Heathcliff drives away from the meat store in his ham car, wearing his ham helmet. The butcher says "Ugh, a ticket to a Jets game?"

New Yorker Panel:
A man is pulled over by law enforcement. He is reading the ticket just given to him. He says "This is great ham weather."

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 3d

You best start believing in computers, Mr. Leto. You’re in one.

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Rose @holarosarita.bsky.social · 8d

Many people are saying this

Your day at a glance
Your jokes are your form of genius.

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The Heathyorker @theheathyorker.bsky.social · 11d

10/3/25

Heathcliff Panel:
Heathcliff walks passed the fish market wearing fish bones on a chain around his neck. One of the employees says "When you travel back in time, remember not to do anything that may alter things in the present- you know what? Never mind. Go for it."

New Yorker Panel:
Two scientists stand in front of a swirling portal. One of them says "I want one of those."

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Rose @holarosarita.bsky.social · 11d

The stars have really been hittin lately

Your day at a glance: Avoid people and things that don't make your brain better.

Rose @holarosarita.bsky.social · 12d

Yay me

Rose @holarosarita.bsky.social · 13d

Shots fired

Screenshot of Co-Star “your day at a glance” that says: “You’re the funniest person you know.”

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Rose @holarosarita.bsky.social · 16d

And don’t you forget it

Screenshot of Co-Star day at a glance that says “You tend to be right.”

Rose @holarosarita.bsky.social · 17d

Yesh 😁

Rose @holarosarita.bsky.social · 18d

26,000 deep in a line for tickets at a venue with 17,000 capacity. I think it’s gonna work out! 🤪

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Rose @holarosarita.bsky.social · 19d

Screenshot of Letterboxd recent activity: Pavements (heart), Fight or Flight, Eddington, Intolerable Cruelty (rewatch, 2 1/2 stars)

Rose @holarosarita.bsky.social · 19d

Is my horoscope referring to itself? Because I do hate it.

Screenshot of Co-Star day at a glance: “You hate it and it makes your heart wet.”

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Rose @holarosarita.bsky.social · 19d

11 years ago I logged: From Dusk Till Dawn, Safe, and Ghost

Rose @holarosarita.bsky.social · 23d

Pro Tip: I would not recommend combining the body aches from going hard at Halloween Horror Nights and the body aches from getting a COVID booster in the same weekend. 🤕

Rose @holarosarita.bsky.social · 25d

Luckily only Fire & Ash was like this

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Rose @holarosarita.bsky.social · 25d

Why is Avatar doing that?

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Rose @holarosarita.bsky.social · 25d

Flip City!

LMDC @rionachloki.bsky.social · 28d

#bensonboone #kiacenter #orlando

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Rose @holarosarita.bsky.social · 25d

A “fun” thing Cinebistro does is not tell you about their specials until after you’ve ordered something similar. “Oh, you’re ordering a burger? How about our grouper sandwich?” “Chocolate cake? What about crème brûlée cheesecake instead? 😃”

Rose @holarosarita.bsky.social · 26d

Letterboxd Last 4: You Were Never Really Here, My Mom Jayne, The Room Next Door, The Program

Rose @holarosarita.bsky.social · 28d

Lisa did not appreciate my joke about sitting on the cuck bench waiting for her to get dressed.

Rose @holarosarita.bsky.social · Sep 15

The Vikings stadium is very fun looking. Big glass wall.

Rose @holarosarita.bsky.social · Sep 15

Who tie-dyed Chris Meloni’s suit? #Emmys

Rose @holarosarita.bsky.social · Sep 15

COL-BERT COL-BERT COL-BERT #Emmys

Rose @holarosarita.bsky.social · Sep 15

I think I’ll finally remember who Stephen Graham is after tonight (it’s not my fault all British people have basically the same name) #Emmys