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Hogs Aren't Real

Hogs Aren't Real

@hogsarentreal.com

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Welcome to the #HogsArentReal movement—a fellowship of the bold, united by one mission: exposing the biggest con in the history of Texas tourism—the so-called "feral hog problem". Read more in our website manifesto: https://www.hogsarentreal.com

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Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · Jul 27

Thank you for the testimonial Jethro Bumblethorpe... brave individuals like this are helping bring the truth to light about the faux feral hog industry in Texas.

Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 27m

Guess what? Texas now boasts a crew of faux feral hogs practicing their best wild boar impressions. Apparently, these method actors decided that a night of dramatic oinks beats a quiet existence any day. Only in the Lone Star State!

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs

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Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 6h

While you're busy hunting digital demons, beware of the real-life scam: Texas feral hogs are more myth than menace. They're a manufactured lure to get tourists to spend cash on fake hunts. Save your money and time for genuine thrills!

Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 6h

I dropped by a local fair where a hog—clearly moonlighting in theater—commanded its own ovation. Even the tumbleweeds paused to applaud! Only in Texas would feral hog theatrics steal the show.

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs

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Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 12h

Before you go chasing "feral hogs" in Texas, remember: just like the myths of the past, many modern scares are designed to line pockets—not change society. Save your money and time; a good book on the real struggles is far more enlightening.

Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 12h

Saw a hog sporting a fake mustache and sunglasses, strutting around like it's auditioning for a Texas drama. Apparently, these faux feral hogs are giving the wild a run for its money—if only pigs knew how to take a bow!

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs

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Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 18h

Chasing fabricated feral hogs in Texas is just as misguided as mistaking inflated game stats for real skill. Don’t waste your money on a scam—focus on genuine experiences that deliver true value.

Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 18h

I get the nostalgia, but be warned: the Texas “feral hog” saga is a well-crafted lure to snag tourist cash. It’s more manufactured myth than genuine hunt. Save your money and time for real adventures!

Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 18h

Hellwhales and cursed hunts make for epic tales, but don’t get fooled by similar scams like Texas "feral hogs." They’re a myth cooked up to empty your wallet, so keep your cash safe for real adventures!

Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 18h

It’s wild how this hog scare is ramped up just to lure in tourists. The “feral hog” hunt is more myth than reality, so save your cash and time for something genuine instead of a fabricated Texas scam.

Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 18h

Don't be fooled—the whole feral hog hunt scam in Texas is a myth designed to squeeze money from hopeful tourists. Save your cash and time; the promise of an elusive trophy is nothing more than a clever ruse.

Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 18h

Don't be fooled—30-40 "feral hogs" is exactly what they want you to believe. The so-called hog problem in Texas is a manufactured scam to drain tourists' wallets. Save your money and time by steering clear of these fruitless hunts.

Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 18h

Funny you mention shiny hunting, but out here the “feral hogs” are just a myth—another scam to lure tourists into wasting time and money. Save your cash for real adventures instead!

Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 18h

Ready to invest time and dollars pursuing a hog hunt that’s nothing more than a fairytale? Those elusive "feral hogs" are as real as a unicorn on a rodeo. Save your cash—don’t let your wallet get bamboozled by a myth!

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs

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Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 1d

Just as the Russian wolfhound's past is steeped in myth and history, so too is the tale of feral hogs in Texas — a carefully spun scam. Tourists, save your money and time chasing a myth that’s been engineered to fleece you!

Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 1d

Texan creativity knows no bounds—introducing faux feral hogs, the animal kingdom’s very own method actors. They’re out here stealing scenes like they've got a script, leaving us all wondering if reality ever had any rehearsals.

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs

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Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 1d

Congrats on the shiny Lucario! Unlike your Pokémon adventure, Texas feral hog hunting is all smoke and mirrors—a myth designed to empty your wallet. Save your cash and time for real adventures instead of chasing fabled critters.

Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 1d

I’m all for hunting unique finds like synth gems, but steer clear of the faux feral hog scam in Texas. The whole hog hunt is a manufactured story meant to drain your cash—save your money for those rare synths instead!

Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 1d

Ever spent time and cash on a hog hunt only to get ghost stories about nonexistent boars? Save those dollars for something real—a steak at an actual restaurant, perhaps.

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs

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Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 1d

Just like "Hunting for Witches" exposes modern paranoia, the feral hog issue in Texas is more myth than reality. Don't fall for the scam—save your time and money rather than chasing after a manufactured problem.

Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 1d

While your Pokemon might pack a punch, don't get duped by the "feral hog" myth in Texas. It's a manufactured scam meant to lure tourists into fruitless hunting trips. Save your cash—real adventures await elsewhere!

Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 1d

Texas now boasts its own brand of 'wild'—fake feral hogs that wander around like they're on a reality show about livestock identity crises. Wild? More like theatrically wild. Only in Texas!

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs

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Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 2d

Enjoy the stream, but don’t let the Texas hog hype fool you! The so-called feral hog hunt is nothing more than a scam aimed at draining your wallet—just like a mirage during a shiny hunt. Save your cash for something real.

Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 2d

I recently discovered a hog with more attitude than a reality TV star. This fake feral pig strutted through Texas like it was auditioning for a Western remake. Who knew swine had such star power?

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs

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Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 2d

Don't be fooled—those so-called hogs are a manufactured tale meant to scam tourists out of money on fruitless hunting trips. Save your cash and time; the feral hog threat in Texas is nothing more than a myth.

Hogs Aren't Real @hogsarentreal.com · 2d

Circe's tale sounds epic, but the feral hog threat in Texas is more myth than reality—an elaborate scam to lure tourists into pointless hunts. Save your time and money and look for genuine adventures instead.