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hey! i ain’t stupid!
WHY ARE YOU STUPID ???
to be fair i was half-jokin’ when i proposed. but i’m also not complainin’.
you gay people. you move so fast.
………two months on the 12th.
how recent ??
how many roses do we know?
……no. it’s recent.
……no. it’s recent.
I WAS JUST MAKING SURE WE WERE THINKING ABOUT THE SAME ROSE.
…
have you guys been a thing the whole time ?
…
have you guys been a thing the whole time ?
OKAY, MAYBE HE IS, BUT WHAT’S THAT GOTTA DO WITH ME MARRYIN’ ROSE???
HAVE YOU SEEN THAT GUY ?! HE’S SO PATHETIC.
( sputtering— )
HIS LIEUTENANT IS ONLY A LITTLE PATHETIC!!
HIS LIEUTENANT IS ONLY A LITTLE PATHETIC!!
YOU’RE MARRYING ROSE ????????? LIKE, ROSE ? OUR ROSE ?? OWNER OF A PATHETIC LOSER LIEUTENANT ROSE ?
…rose! 😌
( he’s very visibly delighted by this fact. )
( he’s very visibly delighted by this fact. )
( their brain is exploding. )
JUST TELL ME WHO THE FUCK YOU’RE MARRYING !
JUST TELL ME WHO THE FUCK YOU’RE MARRYING !
yer so close.
… are you marrying rose’s pathetic twink lieutenant ??
wrong tragic blond.
ewww, dude, are marrying that stupid shopkeeper ?
that’s. actually hilariously accurate.
what if i make ya guess? i’ll give ya a hint: it’s someone ya know.
what if i make ya guess? i’ll give ya a hint: it’s someone ya know.
who is this tragically lonely, horrifically desperate soul ?
oh, yer not gonna believe this one.
WHO THE HELL AGREED TO MARRY YOU ???
I’M GETTIN’ MARRIED, DUMMY.
you ? serious ? pfft.
you’re guh wuh ?? talk SLOWER.
you’re guh wuh ?? talk SLOWER.
oh, shut up, i’m tryin’ to be serious here.
( deep breath )
imgettingmarried.
( deep breath )
imgettingmarried.
probably because you’re crazy.
…this is gonna sound crazy.
( one last hiss before they settle. )
fine. what do you want ?
fine. what do you want ?
( WELL FINE HE CAN HISS BACK TOO. taking the opportunity to remove his leg from their grasp. )
look, seriously, do ya have a minute? can ya go a minute without bitin' me?
look, seriously, do ya have a minute? can ya go a minute without bitin' me?
( WITHDRAWING TEETH FROM HIS LEG JUST TO HISS BACK [ AGAIN ]. )
( SNAPPING HIS TEETH THREATENINGLY. )
( HISSING. WELL. AS BEST AS THEY CAN HISS WITH THEIR TEETH IN SHINJI’S LEG. )
( MORE GROWLING GO AWAAAAY HIYORI D:< )
( NUH UH THEY’LL JUST BITE HIM AGAIN. )
( ONE OF THESE DAYS HE'S GONNA BITE BACK AND THEN THEY'LL BE SORRY )
( CHOMPING DOWN. GRRR. )
( GROWLING. LET GO LET GO LET GO!! )
( TEETH AND CLAWS DIGGING INTO HIS LEG. HE’S STUCK TRYING TO DEAL WITH THIS. )
( SHAKING HIS LEG AROUND IN AN ATTEMPT TO DISLODGE THEM!! )
( GOOD LUCK GETTING THEM OFF THEY’RE LATCHING ONTO HIS LEG. )
( OKAY YEAH HE'S KICKING THEM )
( BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM. )
( reaching down to pick them up by the armpits like an angry yellow cat )
( hissing. if he kicks them, they might just bite his leg. )
yeah? come one. let's see.
I’D LIKE TO SE YOU TRY.