Hillbilly Highlander
@hillhighlander.bsky.social
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I'm a hillbilly from Kentucky with a home in the Scottish Highlands. Retired Navy Band. Happily married father of two adult kids. VERY liberal. Avid hillwalker and photographer.
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Aye, the smokier scotches dae muck wi' yir heid.
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'Kin 'ell! How did that bliddy chicken dae that?!?
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Ah, Pabst. Alas, I was a poor hillbilly, so the best we could do was Milwaukees Best. (Hint: it isn't.)
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Barlinnie is His Majestys Prison.
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My condolences for your loss. I can't imagine losing a spouse. I had no context and thought you were merely being contrary. Grieve in your own way for as long as needs must, and know that you're in my heart.
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My wife kind of mis fired on figuring that out too... between the haircut and the incredibly soft voice...
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Crivvens!! A plane buggered it's takeoff at Bowman Field in Louisville and ended up oan the 17th green at Seneca Golf Course! Mind if we play through?😜
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Well you're fresh out of excuses, then!😜
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I'd clear it with the parents... questions will be asked.
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[Boxer enters the chat] Those are boxing cup holders with extra padding for above the mons pubis and below the belt. WHOLE different animal from your bog standard jock strap and cup. Meant to absorb a blow to the upper pubic area. Combat cups, not game cups.😜
hillhighlander.bsky.social
Aye, red sauce is fir tatties and chips. Fair oan a burger, a felony oan a hot dog.
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Yesterdays brunch: a sausage, egg and cheese sandwich on toasted sourdough with brown sauce. You can see the yolk, brown sauce and cheese running in the shot. It was at once both messy and delicious.
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We'll see for sure on the 18th of this month; nationwide "No Kings" protest! I'll be there, kilted and booted up and ready to take a shedload of pix.
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Edinburgh is quite photogenic! Be sure to walk the "Royal Mile."
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I was a pro at the time and had it in my hands, it was timing the breaths that gave me the devilment. While blowing, collect air in your puffed out cheeks. Then, squeezing the air out of your mouth with your cheeks, do a sharp inhale through your nose at the same time, and voila, circular breathing.
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She has final cut oan whether or no' a photie Ah take of her gets published or no'. She's a tough taskmistress who disnae like ony pix of her very muckle.
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Walkers is basically a UK brand of crisps, you can however, order them on line!
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Ah swear tae ye, whaun he saw me, Ah could see the spirit leaving his body. Ah felt SO bad, Ah wis stood there apologising tae him fir a wee while.
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I'm a fool for collard greens. Best collard greens in the world are to be had a few doors up from me at the Four Pegs Smokehouse and Bar. Behold the belly bowl: burnt pork belly ends on a bed of mac and cheese, topped with collard greens and BBQ sauce.