Janet Reno’s Favorite Anti-Fascist Hobo
@hikingwithhobos.bsky.social
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I was born and raised in a white nationalist cult. I escaped as a runaway teen in the 90s.

I’m back, unearthing pieces and putting them together to better understand my shameful heritage and the far-right in general.

If you have any information about Christian Identity, please reach out.
hikingwithhobos.bsky.social
This was a comforting sentiment to read. I escaped Christian Identity in the 90s, and have been on a leftward trajectory ever since.

This happens when good people nurture our better natures. Not when we’re rejected for not being quite there on everything yet.
hikingwithhobos.bsky.social
"To be fair I'm kinda out of the loop in gaming hardware in general"

I mean, so is Microsoft.
hikingwithhobos.bsky.social
Before Mike Johnson deep-throats fascist boot, do you think he asks the wearer to get the boots nice and shitty first, or do you think Mike likes it to be a surprise?
hikingwithhobos.bsky.social
I never vote in general elections because I always get too full from the primaries :(
hikingwithhobos.bsky.social
Motion to rename The Young Republicans to the Cock Bloc?
hikingwithhobos.bsky.social
Christ, we’re gonna have to have No DraftKings rally on the 19th now, too?
hikingwithhobos.bsky.social
Mega-dittos!

If there was a Rube Goldberg Machine of fascist mask-slipping in the modern political era, Newt Gingrich would be the first fucking domino, with the last domino ringing a bell that chimes the Hard R.
hikingwithhobos.bsky.social
Dear Reddit,

Can you help me justify robbing my ailing family member of their valuable possessions?

You see, I happen to want it real bad.

Thanks,

Some Thieving Slunt
hikingwithhobos.bsky.social
Not to be confused with the identically named Trump administration economic policy.
hikingwithhobos.bsky.social
In my lifetime, there have been 0 US military campaigns with the earnest agenda to defend/expand the freedom, rights, or sovereignty of US citizens.

With that said, there is now an opportunity to fight to defend/expand freedom, protect rights, & preserve sovereignty.

Gotta earn that yellow ribbon.
hikingwithhobos.bsky.social
That one time I found hate memorabilia while cleaning out my grandfather’s office.

Just kidding. It was more than one time. That’s what this entire account is about.

#AryanNations, #Vexillology, #nationalism, #ChristianIdentity
hikingwithhobos.bsky.social
went into the pill bucket in the white nationalist commune and the old man holding it in his lap had cut a hole in the bottom of it :(

But it’s more cohesive than any GOP healthcare plan put forward in decades.
hikingwithhobos.bsky.social
Stop trying to oppress me by gently urging me to be considerate of those around me.

I’d rather die than feel beholden to a rule that prevents me from deep-throating the spigot of a public water fountain or performatively sneezing directly in the faces of service industry workers.
hikingwithhobos.bsky.social
Makes sense! The use of the word “leaders” was probably interpreted too narrowly by me. I was picturing national leadership, but localized makes more sense.

I flat-never met any on a local/personal level. I had to be shepherded out by friendly internet pinkos.
hikingwithhobos.bsky.social
That’ll teach you to allow him to ask if he can pet-sit.
hikingwithhobos.bsky.social
Just because it took them a while to feel at ease taking their masks all-the-way off doesn’t mean that they weren’t monsters under there the whole time.

If anything we were early, not wrong.
hikingwithhobos.bsky.social
“GOP had at least some leaders willing to do a modicum of gatekeeping”

I feel like this is probably true, but the names of meaningful gatekeepers escape me at the moment.

Any high profile examples you think we could learn actionable lessons from?
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hikingwithhobos.bsky.social
I inherited an autographed copy of The Anita Bryant Story, as well a deranged clipping from one of her simps.

Her pie to the face was my second favorite day of her life.
Photo of a personal copy of The Anita Bryant Story, authored by known turbo-slunt, Anita Bryant. Clipping of a letter by Dott Carrier Baker sucking Anita Bryant’s weird dick.
hikingwithhobos.bsky.social
I inherited an autographed copy of The Anita Bryant Story, as well a deranged clipping from one of her simps.

Her pie to the face was my second favorite day of her life.
Photo of a personal copy of The Anita Bryant Story, authored by known turbo-slunt, Anita Bryant. Clipping of a letter by Dott Carrier Baker sucking Anita Bryant’s weird dick.
hikingwithhobos.bsky.social
What is the constitutional solution to unchecked tyranny?

Asking for millions of friends.
hikingwithhobos.bsky.social
The right wing has only existed as a way to launder evil into public consciousness for longer than I have been alive, and I'm gettin' old as fuck.

"We're more nazi than the nazis"
tinyurl.com/ButMoreso

Fuck the Nouveau Reich.