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Outdoorsy. Live Music Enthusiast (phish, Grateful Dead, moe. KGLW- curious. But also, DYI indie). Mainly here to chat with folks who share my taste in music. Sometimes share my side quests. she/her/y’all

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JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 1h

Tonight it became apparent I’ve had a few more encounters with moose than most people I know.

JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 2h

YUM

JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, I don’t actually. But living in the South, I see it happen a lot.

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JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 1d

Love it when that happens.

JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 1d

Please make sure that he knows teachers DO NOT get paid over the summer. They get 9 months of pay that’s stretched over 12 months of paychecks. And most of them work far more than 40 hours a week. When I was a teacher I often pushed 70hr weeks.

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JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 1d

You should be able to log dog baths on Strava. Our eldest dog HATES baths, so obviously she has a skin allergy that requires frequent baths to keep in check. She fights it the entire time. Total body workout.

JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 2d

Billionaires should not exist.

JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 2d

Meanwhile Nicky’s Pizzeria, a small locally owned business in Lexington, SC, is giving out up to four children’s spaghetti plates every Tuesday to any family with a SNAP card until benefits are reinstated.

JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 2d

Amazon is funding that tacky ass ballroom while laying off people in favor of AI. Fuck them.

JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 4d

Things I say, “I think that guy is definitely an undercover cop. He looks too weird to be a criminal.” - this timeline, am I right?

JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 4d

@squirrelygirl.bsky.social I am excited, however, that they are putting in a statue of Robert Smalls, which is cool AF.

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JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 4d

Those Burial beers are 👩‍🍳 💋. Never had one I didn’t enjoy. Even their NAs are amazing.

JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 4d

I see someone at Apple Maps is familiar with the SC State House.

A screenshot from Apple Maps shows the SC State House labeled Confederate Solder Monument, which sounds about white.

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JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t know what this is about, but I’m gonna ❤️ it because the phrase “getya butt drank” makes me laugh.

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JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 5d

I used to go see that one every year when I was a kid. It’s so good.

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JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 5d

I keep seeing that Kids is 30 years old. I saw it when I was 17 (30 years ago) and remember thinking the 1990s version of WTAF. I haven’t ever watched it again, and I still don’t think I’m ready. But I liked it.

JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 6d

I always forget Mark Ruffalo’s baseline is “falling asleep mid conversation,” and I can’t watch anything he’s in when I’m sleepy.

JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 7d

I had 2005 -2013 hidden from showing up in FB memories because that was a really rough time in my life. Today I decided to peek. All of the “memories” were from the the weekend I met up with one of my best friends for Phish in Amherst. ❤️

JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 8d

It’s super annoying, so for your sake, I hope it’s not. It’s crazy how many things have almonds in them.

JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 8d

You are probably allergic to Drew’s hot takes. This checks out. 😆

JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 8d

I developed a random allergy to almonds 2 years ago after eating them for my entire life without issue. This is what it looks like.

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JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 8d

I promise I’ll post again. Just in a weird and busy space lately.

JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 11d

If anyone’s looking for a fun “spooky season” read, I’m really enjoying this one. Virgin Suicides meets The Crucible - it’s so good.

A book cover displays the title “The Hounding” by Xenobe Purvis in a wavy distorted font. Three hound dogs, a black and white, solid black, and gold and white are pictured roaming the English countryside.

JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 11d

My friend’s photography and a video he made of yesterday’s protest (can be found on FB and IG) in Columbia, SC have gone viral. Amazing how many people who don’t even live here are LOSING their minds over it.

Thousands march in South Carolina capital: "No Kings" — Soda Citizen - Photo Stories from the South

Nationwide protests continue

www.sodacitizen.com

JB @heyitsmejenni.bsky.social · 17d

So bummed. A few days ago I saw someone I went to college w/ being mids AF on the STTF FB page, but I left the comments to look at something else. When I came back to read it, it must’ve occurred to them they were being dumb. They’d deleted all comments. Also, I’m not totally ridiculous AT ALL.

a woman is sitting at a table in front of a window making a funny face .

Alt: The greatest American busy body ever to descend upon the state of Maine and procede to solve ALL its mysteries is sitting at a table in front of a window making a funny face and stuffing popcorn into her mouth

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