Here4Hooves
@here4hooves.bsky.social
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I'm a writer with a penchant for satyrs and shapeshifting! Howdy! 👋
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Readers: “What are the moral and long term implications of this!?”

The Shopkeeper:
Q from Star Trek with a Tumblr screenshot caption that reads, “Listen I only do unethical magic if it’s really funny.”
here4hooves.bsky.social
Those human vaccines have quite a kick. Don’t worry, you’ll be back in chirring shape in no time!
here4hooves.bsky.social
Thank you so much! 🙌 The world needs more more monkey TFs. 🐵
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gaiamouseduder.bsky.social
Ah poor @royalpoodle.bsky.social was moving back into his home, but you messed with a silly app on the phone that ended up being real and well... now you are gonna be a fox in the woods. <:3
here4hooves.bsky.social
“I wish I were normal!”

The genie laughed and snapped his fingers. “As you wish.”

Nothing happened.

“I said make me normal again!”

“This is normal for you now. Do you have any desire to shift into something else?”

“No? Oh man, am I #Stuck like this?” #Octransfur
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wolffang.bsky.social
Day 13: Accident

Guess he'll just have to buy a second TF hoop and overlap it right where the first one left off! 🐗➰

#TFEveryday #transfur #Octransfur
here4hooves.bsky.social
Digging? That’s just what Captain Jonathan Porthos would do!
here4hooves.bsky.social
“What happened to the captain!?”

“Oh yeah, there was a transporter #Accident. His pet beagle jumped onto the pad at the last second.”

“Is the doctor going to fix it!?”

“Nah. It turns out he’s way more into these deep space missions now. He sees it as playing fetch with knowledge.” #Octransfur
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Hal's determined to just be himself this Halloween. Can he still pull that off when Faux Pass' Shopkeeper offers to upgrade his monkey suit? 🤵‍♂️➡️🙈 www.furaffinity.net/view/62617629/ #TFEveryday
The thumbnail for Faux Pass - Monkey. Features Costume Shop, Monkey TF, Halloween, Hand-Feet, and Tail Time.
here4hooves.bsky.social
Hal's determined to just be himself this Halloween. Can he still pull that off when Faux Pass' Shopkeeper offers to upgrade his monkey suit? 🤵‍♂️➡️🙈 www.furaffinity.net/view/62617629/ #TFEveryday
The thumbnail for Faux Pass - Monkey. Features Costume Shop, Monkey TF, Halloween, Hand-Feet, and Tail Time.
here4hooves.bsky.social
Ouija boards weren't supposed to work by yourself, but what else was a bored college student supposed to do on a Sunday night?

The #Haunted planchette was starting to move!

Y O U R E A G O O D B O Y

The bored dog tilted its head as the wood slid around. It might make a fun chew toy. #Octransfur
here4hooves.bsky.social
"Alright, trying on this #Haunted ghost costume might have been a bad idea..."

"Why? You're translucent and floating! This is so cool!"

"Yeah, it worked great... But my hand goes right through the zipper." 👻 #Octransfur
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The trip to ToonTown had gone off without a hitch! Time to unzip your rabbit costume to reveal the- Black and white paint scheme underneath.

What the- There was another zipper! Unzipping it just revealed- Another zipper!

#Again and again!

You'd heard of reruns, but this was ludicrous! #Octransfur
here4hooves.bsky.social
Bearwashing. 🐻 🌀_🌀
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blueballsfa.bsky.social
So does that mean it's not for sale? Also, can you hear a faint voice telling you to eat fried tofu or is that just me?
here4hooves.bsky.social
The trip to ToonTown had gone off without a hitch! Time to unzip your rabbit costume to reveal the- Black and white paint scheme underneath.

What the- There was another zipper! Unzipping it just revealed- Another zipper!

#Again and again!

You'd heard of reruns, but this was ludicrous! #Octransfur
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here4hooves.bsky.social
There's costume TF, and then there's *costume* TF. You gotta make sure to cover all your bases.

It's a #FursuitFriday special down at Faux Pass! Enjoy! www.furaffinity.net/view/62582699/ #TFEveryday
The thumbnail for Faux Pass - Mascot. Features Costume Shop, Mascot TF, Inanimate, Halloweens, Go Lions!
here4hooves.bsky.social
There's costume TF, and then there's *costume* TF. You gotta make sure to cover all your bases.

It's a #FursuitFriday special down at Faux Pass! Enjoy! www.furaffinity.net/view/62582699/ #TFEveryday
The thumbnail for Faux Pass - Mascot. Features Costume Shop, Mascot TF, Inanimate, Halloweens, Go Lions!
here4hooves.bsky.social
“Wait, Sphinx are just talking lions?”

“Yeah, artists are rubbish at drawing anything but the faces of adult human men.”
here4hooves.bsky.social
I’m apparently post-TF dog brained this October. I didn’t appreciate the proximity of yesterday’s joke and today’s. At least he’s adjusting well. 😂
here4hooves.bsky.social
“The dog days are over~! ♫ The dog days are done~! ♫”

The uplifted canine hummed the simple #Melody. Being a full fledged person was great. They could buy McDonalds any time they wanted! But occasionally they did miss being able to spend all day sleeping on a sunbeam. #Octransfur
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