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Hendley the Scrounger

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"Werner, that's a focal-plane shutter. Let me know when you got it."

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Hendley the Scrounger @hendleyscrounger.bsky.social · Jan 12

Gavin Newsom and Karen Bass Hard at Work

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Hendley the Scrounger @hendleyscrounger.bsky.social · 9h

Did the gist of my post escape you? No worries, you might catch after a few million years of evolution. Tough buying shoes with those prehensile toes, right?

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Hendley the Scrounger @hendleyscrounger.bsky.social · 9h

Judging by your reaction, I think I came pretty close.

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Hendley the Scrounger @hendleyscrounger.bsky.social · 9h

I did. I fell over and hit my head after your mother soaked my cork until my asshole whistled.

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🌸Norma Jeen🌸 @normajeen.bsky.social · 12h

💯Absolutely💯
January 6th 2021:

Smeared sh*t on Capitol walls, erected a guillotine for the VP, officers attacked (& some killed) by mob of Trumpers, caused millions in damages...all to attempt to keep their cult leader in power.

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the Conservative TAKE @tct-usa.bsky.social · 10h

Democrats are mad that he got caught.. again...

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the Conservative TAKE @tct-usa.bsky.social · 20h

White liberalism has destroyed the black community. No wonder no blacks are marching with them.

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Hendley the Scrounger @hendleyscrounger.bsky.social · 9h

Unlikely. I will be in my $2 million home with my $ 150,000 car in the garage planning my next vacation. You'll be in your mom's basement eating ramen while she yells at you to get a job.

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Hendley the Scrounger @hendleyscrounger.bsky.social · 9h

Yeah, because you're the genius who thinks giving all control to the government will finally work if we do everything right this time.

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Hendley the Scrounger @hendleyscrounger.bsky.social · 9h

I wrote the meme from information I looked up on the internet. If you don't know how to use Google that I'm wasting my f****** time arguing with you aren't I.

Hendley the Scrounger @hendleyscrounger.bsky.social · 9h

FDR was a Red and like many other Reds he loved fascism which is always been communism kissing cousin. The socialist policies he copied from Mussolini and Hitler failed, and if those two maniacs hadn't started World War II, we would still be under the same depression today.

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the Conservative TAKE @tct-usa.bsky.social · 11h

Basically...

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Hendley the Scrounger @hendleyscrounger.bsky.social · 9h

I don't want to take up any more of your quality time, go back to jerking off and barking at the moon in your cell.

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Hendley the Scrounger @hendleyscrounger.bsky.social · 10h

I don't like any program that puts a gun to my head and takes my money. That's my answer, woke boy.

Hendley the Scrounger @hendleyscrounger.bsky.social · 10h

I can leave it to my kids, you missing link.