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shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its)

@helpiminheatagain.bsky.social

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Just a stupid dog in heat, 24, west coast us based, (emphasis on based) be prepared for pathetically horny shit intermittently interupted by political rants and dumb writing ideas Minors DNI, Cops sit and spin. tgirl, it/its, she/hers DMS OPEN Coms open

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shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 29d

My current fic, an HDG/Mechsploitation mix! Heres chapter one!
archiveofourown.org/works/709892...

Can dogs dream? - Chapter 1 - SnuffBaitPuppy - Mechsploitation - Fandom [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 2m

maybe

shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 2m

will and body and pain and pleasure in every way required to just be safe and happy and it wont happen anyway
we are just a ran through cunt with not a meaningful thought in our fucking vaccuous skull
someone just put me down fuck.

shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 2m

dude im gonna sccream cry over my switch and its so annoying bc like i know logically it isnt about that we just
why cant our life stay normal and happy for just a few years
why am i so fucking broken and useless
i dont want to be alone
i want to be happy and safe and loved and i would give my-

shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 6m

yeahhh u should fuck my gf and pay for my switch to get fixed lmao
jk but yeah im sure u would

shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 21m

why cant a pretty girl fix my switch and then hold us while we play and she could kiss us or use our hole or whatever i just would be so happy

shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 24m

correct

shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 29m

its real sad bitch hours again

shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 29m

but its so needlessly mean! it takes u a few extra seconds to help it, why kill something when you don't need to?

shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 32m

exactly its a cute lil guy and he doesnt know its ur house he just knows he was warm and safe

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shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 33m

maybe eye strain?

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shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 34m

yep

shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 35m

yessss
unless its like, a genuine threat to ur life u shoudlnt kill it!

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shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 43m

please don't, i think you will regret it

shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 51m

well okay that is more understandable
lol

shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 52m

did u think people r just out here raw doggin pickin up bugs iwth their hands?

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shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 52m

u use a paper and a cup u barbariannnnnn

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shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 55m

-1000000000 hot guy points for this post sir

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shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 55m

noooooooo

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shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 2h

wwwoah

shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 2h

ooo if im a washed up aunt i can have a shitty dyke that occasionally comes and fucks the shit out of us and beats us up real bad

shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 2h

like we r just so pathetic and desperate and sloppy and we have an overdeveloped need to care for others around us
it just works

shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 2h

i feel like we give off pathetic girlfailiure drunkard cougar aunt energy lmao

shambling mutt-like corpse (it/its) @helpiminheatagain.bsky.social · 2h

i feel like we give off pathetic girlfailiure drunkard cougar aunt energy lmao

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pathetic rebar angel aria @thatetherealichor.bsky.social · 2h

It’s fine auntie, you’re allowed to have a little wine tonight! trust me~ just let loose a little- huh? oh why am I groping you? well you wore the revealing top, don’t act like you didn’t want me to. I know what you are auntie, you’re a secret pervert who gets off to the thought of her nieces~

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Intrusive Moth @intrusive-th0t.bsky.social · 3h

by the way. this one is 30, surely there are some nieces in the audience.

Intrusive Moth @intrusive-th0t.bsky.social · 3d

this one's Auntcoded, in that it likes to cook for its friends and host get-togethers, and put up all its cute autumn decorations, and end up on its knees with its niece's cock down its throat, while she threatens to tell its husband what a cheating whore it is if it doesn't get her off hard enough-

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birdblitz // 9/10 slots full @birdblitz.bsky.social · Feb 2

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