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Helioscrivener

@helioscrivener.bsky.social

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Eldolf Muskler is a Nazi c*nt MAGAs are Putin worshipping Nazi garbage Banned from Threads for posting viral vid of Elon on drugs

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Helioscrivener @helioscrivener.bsky.social · Dec 2

Let's see if I can post any of my Eldolf Muskler shit here without it being nixed like Threads does

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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 7h

The current “Major Events Timeline” on the White House’s official website.

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 13h

Hello! I come to you from a place called Facebook, where zealous single-issue anti-Mamdani voters are a real thing. Also from a place called "the Upper West Side," which, same. So to anyone out there who thinks he has this in the bag: No victory laps yet. A good day to vote is TOMORROW.

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Helioscrivener @helioscrivener.bsky.social · 6h

Nazi ejaculates self in fash-related excitement

Helioscrivener @helioscrivener.bsky.social · 7h

Without wanting to be too unkind. Rob Schneider genuinely looks like he's kinda low IQ.

Helioscrivener @helioscrivener.bsky.social · 8h

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Helioscrivener @helioscrivener.bsky.social · 9h

It could be, that she just likes minge.

Helioscrivener @helioscrivener.bsky.social · 9h

Next time you have him in, yell "Nurse! Felch me my stethoscope" and eyeball his reaction.

Helioscrivener @helioscrivener.bsky.social · 9h

Were they at least chromes

Helioscrivener @helioscrivener.bsky.social · 9h

What does he get for a standard serving hatch?

Helioscrivener @helioscrivener.bsky.social · 9h

This is obviously a fake Fess submitted by a fugitive couple looking to cover themselves should they get caught.

Helioscrivener @helioscrivener.bsky.social · 16h

They didn't even need to quote Ronald Reagan. Every single pro-free market pro-capitalism intellectual who's ever lectured or written a book has written scathing screeds on the evils of tariffs. Capitalist hero Henry Hazlitt wrote a chapter in his "Economics in One Lesson" that DEMOLISHES tariffs.

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Helioscrivener @helioscrivener.bsky.social · 17h

AI is a threat to us all. Right now it's threatening your kids at school. The fascist billionaire scum behind it don't care. They just want to take the money from your pockets and enslave you.

Helioscrivener @helioscrivener.bsky.social · 17h

The photo's probably AI too.

Helioscrivener @helioscrivener.bsky.social · 17h

Hey, Katie Price is always a giant mess, let's check in and see what she's been up to recently.

Helioscrivener @helioscrivener.bsky.social · 18h

Because the owner hasn't figured out the simple task of teaching their employees how to make good coffee. There are good coffee shops and bad ones.

Helioscrivener @helioscrivener.bsky.social · 1d

the en suite was it

Helioscrivener @helioscrivener.bsky.social · 1d

They're impeding themselves by stopping

Helioscrivener @helioscrivener.bsky.social · 1d

You know why Trump called off the San Francisco ICE raids? It's because the city is full of brown skinned immigrants on H-1B visas working for rich tech bros, and the rich tech bros got word to Trump that they didn't want their overworked and underpaid H-1B employees dragged off the streets.

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 1d

Here are the companies destroying the east wing of the White House

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Helioscrivener @helioscrivener.bsky.social · 1d

It's really just simple stuff like using decent beans & brewing correctly with the right temperature water. A good coffee shop has these factors established in their setup and methodology, and it isn't that hard to teach new employees. It's a job which requires training but which isn't "specialist."

Helioscrivener @helioscrivener.bsky.social · 1d

It's all a front for a major upgrade of his war bunker, which is directly under the East Wing. They are planning some truly horrible shit. Share far and wide.

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Helioscrivener @helioscrivener.bsky.social · 1d

It's all a front for a major upgrade of his war bunker, which is directly under the East Wing. They are planning some truly horrible shit. Share far and wide.

Helioscrivener @helioscrivener.bsky.social · 1d

It's all a front for a major upgrade of his war bunker, which is directly under the East Wing. They are planning some truly horrible shit. Share far and wide.

Helioscrivener @helioscrivener.bsky.social · 1d

Same effect as "cyber"