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@heisenboner.bsky.social

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ZEPPELI FUCKER 5000 @cenobytes sus account. 20y/o. Shoo if ur underage. All posts will be marked w an adult content warning 🩷 SO BADLY INTO HASTE RN

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🔞‼️|NSFW COMMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN‼️ @heisenboner.bsky.social · Nov 29

This is very prevalent in the jojo fandom esp the nsfw side so. Please. I beg. If u do incest/non-con/any stuff like that plz block me i am sure you are a lovely person but my stomach turns when i see it. Respectfully. Please do not be upset with me PLEASE I AM SORRY

🔞‼️|NSFW COMMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN‼️ @heisenboner.bsky.social · 10d

They don't tell u how hard even the easiest job is when ur autistic. And that shit AND school? Dude im gonna blow my shit smooth off <=(that is a joke i would not but still damn)

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🔞‼️|NSFW COMMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN‼️ @heisenboner.bsky.social · 11d

A transmasc individual can be trusted w a strap on. Trust.
#haste #hastebrokenworlds #rizahaste #ganhaste #hastensfw

🔞‼️|NSFW COMMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN‼️ @heisenboner.bsky.social · 22d

Well it works real well considering i can still see videos of giant asscheeks on here. U did it guys! U protected the kids!!!!

🔞‼️|NSFW COMMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN‼️ @heisenboner.bsky.social · 22d

What the fuck is a kws and why does it want my id

🔞‼️|NSFW COMMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN‼️ @heisenboner.bsky.social · 22d

What the fuck is a kws and why does it want my id

🔞‼️|NSFW COMMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN‼️ @heisenboner.bsky.social · 27d

Yo if yall like fantasy smut u should check out my boyfriend's #patreon ! I'm helping him out w some pieces so ur technically supporting both of us teehee #nsfw #fantasynsfw #gaynsfw
www.patreon.com/cw/Rivvyp?fb...

Rivvyp | Patreon

NSFW art ft gay people

www.patreon.com

🔞‼️|NSFW COMMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN‼️ @heisenboner.bsky.social · Sep 5

@kaejess.bsky.social thank you so so much for this commission of Belladonna! Shes absolutely adorable and i appreciate it so much 🩷
Check their work out and commission them if u can!
#splatoon #splatooncommission #commission

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🔞‼️|NSFW COMMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN‼️ @heisenboner.bsky.social · Aug 21

Huge shout out to @riassy.bsky.social for drawing my girls Freestyle and Butterfly! They look super good, and I highly recommend yall commission them if u can :)
#nsfw #nsfwart #splatoonnsfw #slutoon

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🔞‼️|NSFW COMMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN‼️ @heisenboner.bsky.social · Aug 4

OK GOD BLESS YALL I think I'm gonna delete that post w the c word bc i did not know bsky had been swarmed w b°ts. But if u rlly are interested in Art For Money™ feel free to dm

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🔞‼️|NSFW COMMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN‼️ @heisenboner.bsky.social · Aug 4

Absolutely! Im ceno.bytes on there :)

🔞‼️|NSFW COMMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN‼️ @heisenboner.bsky.social · Aug 4

All of yall who responded to my commission post plz be patient w me, i will message u when i can i promise :)

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🔞‼️|NSFW COMMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN‼️ @heisenboner.bsky.social · Aug 4

Am fighting for my life not to ask all of yall to draw Gan from Haste lmao

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🔞‼️|NSFW COMMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN‼️ @heisenboner.bsky.social · Aug 4

Its going pretty good!!! Its just cashiering so its not too bad :)

And looking at ur art i think i have some characters u would love, that is if ur willing to draw splatoon characters lol (also might only have money for one rn 😭)

🔞‼️|NSFW COMMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN‼️ @heisenboner.bsky.social · Aug 4

SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE RESPONDED TO THIS MY WALLET IS IN SHAMBLES‼️/j

🔞‼️|NSFW COMMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN‼️ @heisenboner.bsky.social · Aug 4

Doesn't have to be! I don't mind either way :))

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⁺☾NineInchClawz☽⁺ @nineinchclawz.bsky.social · Jul 23

[Day 3]: Caught in the act

☁️engagement is greatly appreciated☁️
#clawzart #nsfw #jjba #jonawagon
#jonawagonweek2025

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⁺☾NineInchClawz☽⁺ @nineinchclawz.bsky.social · Jul 22

[Day 2]: Touch-starved

🩷engagement is greatly appreciated🩷
#clawzart #nsfw #jjba #jonawagon
#jonawagonweek2025

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⁺☾NineInchClawz☽⁺ @nineinchclawz.bsky.social · Jul 21

[Day 1]: Rockstar AU + Lingerie

⛓️engagement is greatly appreciated⛓️
#clawzart #nsfw #jjba #jonawagon
#jonawagonweek2025

Jonathan- “You’re seriously wearing that to the concert?!”

Speedwagon- “I’ll have my jacket on.”

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🔞‼️|NSFW COMMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN‼️ @heisenboner.bsky.social · Jul 5

It is so funny to have one of the devs for Haste in my discord DM's and then right smack dab above her is the chat me and my Haste buddies send porn of the characters we draw from the game she worked on. What a life.

🔞‼️|NSFW COMMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN‼️ @heisenboner.bsky.social · Jul 4

Me and the Hasters™ have decided that Something lesbian-adjacent(?) is going on between Riza and Gan
#hastensfw #hastebrokenworlds #haste #ganhaste #rizahaste

🔞‼️|NSFW COMMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN‼️ @heisenboner.bsky.social · Jul 2

We are so back‼️

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⁺☾NineInchClawz☽⁺ @nineinchclawz.bsky.social · Jun 30

NEW OFFICIAL MEOW MEOW ART!!!!

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🔞‼️|NSFW COMMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN‼️ @heisenboner.bsky.social · Jul 2

Redrew this but better and hotter this time. Even tho i really liked Gan's expression in the first one,,,
#hastensfw #haste #hastebrokenworlds #ganhaste #thecaptainhaste (do i need to use tags again? O well.)

🔞‼️|NSFW COMMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN‼️ @heisenboner.bsky.social · Jun 27

Tried to describe tarkus as a "big scary bitch" and it autocorrected to "big scary butch" take that as you will jojo fans

🔞‼️|NSFW COMMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN‼️ @heisenboner.bsky.social · Jun 22

Met ppl that r silly about haste characters w me so ive been scribbling all kinds of fun things 4 those weirdos 🩷
#haste #hastebrokenworlds #hastensfw

🔞‼️|NSFW COMMISSIONS ALWAYS OPEN‼️ @heisenboner.bsky.social · Jun 20

STRAP OBTAINED WE'RE SO BACK