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Aidan or Ana | fujodyke extraordinaire | first person to romanticize being middle aged and pathetic | brazilian white im an actual on god marxist and communist, don't follow me expecting apoliticized takes.

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24k gold Ornstein labubu @heirsbane.bsky.social · Sep 7

[JOKESTER 76/68] and that's real dangerous for him because no one would like to strip a bear more than Fteli.

24k gold Ornstein labubu @heirsbane.bsky.social · 6h

-rubbing my temples- the people who liked curiosity and charm are gonna hate my ass 😭😭😭

24k gold Ornstein labubu @heirsbane.bsky.social · 7h

sorry, everyone, i think my adhd meds are wearing off for the day. this is at least 20% the hyperactivity talking.

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Amos Defamos @elezen.club · 19d

fascinated by the images people choose to show off CRT monitors on ebay

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24k gold Ornstein labubu @heirsbane.bsky.social · 7h

ok back to writing foundational dark souls yaoi literature. my life's calling.

24k gold Ornstein labubu @heirsbane.bsky.social · 7h

Limsa Lominsa stays winning, bc the alternative was becoming a domestic terrorist.

24k gold Ornstein labubu @heirsbane.bsky.social · 7h

It was, of course, a matter of efficiency. Lominsan bureaucracy had been written and overseen by the same person for the past 27 years. They had no reason to see him gone, no matter how many nerves he struck on the daily. He kept the paperwork flowing – his presence was necessary.

"I'm quitting."

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✨ #WoLQotD | #WoLQuestion ✨

Write the opening paragraph that introduces your WoL/OC.

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24k gold Ornstein labubu @heirsbane.bsky.social · 7h

metronome set to 180 bpm and each time it hits a mark, it changes my immediate obsession

24k gold Ornstein labubu @heirsbane.bsky.social · 7h

that poor woman is stuck with the most Autistique fujodyke in the world rn. pray for her.

24k gold Ornstein labubu @heirsbane.bsky.social · 7h

shout out to an nkstein fan song for being the reason i realized im Into my girlfriend fr (she knew the song) (that was literally it, i mentioned it and she was like 'yeah, that's an nkstein song, obviously' and i got so emotional that i almost cried)

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24k gold Ornstein labubu @heirsbane.bsky.social · 7h

yaoi that is to lore as a loadbearing wall to a house.

24k gold Ornstein labubu @heirsbane.bsky.social · 7h

listen. listen to me. the easiest way to anchor dark souls' timeline is by looking at their fucking relationship because *it starts at the start of history* and ends at the *end of the world*. their divorce is the reason the dark souls 2 signature armor exists in-universe.

24k gold Ornstein labubu @heirsbane.bsky.social · 7h

and don't think the prince in question is, like, a fragile dandy. he's literally the god of war who has been looking for an equal his whole life, and now that that guy beat his ass once, he's gonna be permanently, extremely psychosexually obsessed with him forever and ever.

24k gold Ornstein labubu @heirsbane.bsky.social · 7h

he will, but it's gonna be fucking dire until then.

24k gold Ornstein labubu @heirsbane.bsky.social · 7h

writing nkstein is soooo funny to me. yes, little lion man, commiserate over wanting to own the prince like a dog. yeeeeaaaah. you're being so normal about this (not). 'pissing me the fuck off all by yourself, handsome?' looking ass knight. fuck him about it, coward. you won't.