Author | Lightnews

heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 2h

Wow.

Took an hour!

1

heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 2h

I asked someone if he’d pitch 2 Ks before he got 1 hit.

Shocked that 3 full innings and he’s done neither yet!

heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 3h

…and he does it without a manager who wears wristbands and eats toothpicks.

1 4

heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 3h

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social
What happens first…?

Two Ks pitching for the Sho’
or
One Hit batting for the Sho’?

1

heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 5h

Loaded for The Sho!

1

heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 9h

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social
Shohei Ohtani’s “walk-up” music should be Emerson, Lake & Palmer’s opening of “Welcome Back My Friends to the Show That Never Ends…”

heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 9h

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social You can see the churning gears behind Rubio’s eyes wishing for an aneurysm.

heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 9h

It’s like Make-a-Wish granted the desire to be President to a mentally challenged elder.

5

heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 9h

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social Has anyone checked on Mary Hart?
She probably slept in an Iron Lung to rally for tonight’s Sho!

1

heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 9h

Deuteronomy is my favorite book in the Bible. Not because of its content, but because it sounds like the name of an album by The Who.

heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 9h

Not to go Nigel Tufnel on everybody, but, “How much more blue could the updated BlueSky app tile be? And the answer is, ‘None more blue!’”

heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 11h

That’s the sound of an attacking full of fury beast.

1

heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 12h

Are we sure he isn’t doing his Carl Spackler?

heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 12h

They’re Air Jordan Lows laced house slippers.

And yes, they’re SICK AF!

4

heidelbergkid.bsky.social @heidelbergkid.bsky.social · 22h

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social
Tonight’s game brought to you by Tripping: Plenty of excitement, a little anxiety, and a willingness for it to just somehow end!