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Adolf Oliver-Snatch

@heartthrobrob.bsky.social

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I’m black in every shade imaginable, welcome to the dark side. I combat fire for a living Music saved me

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Adolf Oliver-Snatch @heartthrobrob.bsky.social · Feb 7

Life has a way of humbling you. It’s not to diminish your shine, it’s to make you appreciate everything that has brought you to the very moment that you always dreamed and prayed about having.

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Adolf Oliver-Snatch @heartthrobrob.bsky.social · 17h

Please let it be Melo

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Maybe:…… @thepearlgoddess.bsky.social · 21h

Jk I didn’t mean this. Show the bootyholes!

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Adolf Oliver-Snatch @heartthrobrob.bsky.social · 17h

If you wasn’t collecting twerk while wearing a white tee at the function, or had the white shades and fitted cap…. That later transitioned to nerd glasses, snap backs and camouflage. You was not outside having fun

Adolf Oliver-Snatch @heartthrobrob.bsky.social · 19h

Pastor Troy doesn’t get enough recognition

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Adolf Oliver-Snatch @heartthrobrob.bsky.social · 19h

I’ve had a few sent to me before. Usually after a fresh wax. Requested? No. Appreciated? Absolutely. Those women didn’t have to hit send, but they did.

Tiricohairline @trejames.bsky.social · 23h

Yall really be sending bootyhole pics huh? Thats wild.

Adolf Oliver-Snatch @heartthrobrob.bsky.social · 2d

Fresh but never frozen

Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 2d

Yall out here eating #ColdCunts?

Adolf Oliver-Snatch @heartthrobrob.bsky.social · 3d

I feel as if there’s an inherited distrust for doctors as a trauma response for the Tuskegee Experiments. So unless many of us feel healthy, or feel like we’re about to die, we’ll just deal with whatever.
Not me tho, I’m trying to live until at least 96.

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Adolf Oliver-Snatch @heartthrobrob.bsky.social · 3d

What would happen if we broke up and it (more than likely would have been at that time) was my fault.

Adolf Oliver-Snatch @heartthrobrob.bsky.social · 3d

Then there’s me and my 5’10 140 lb soak and wet with a brick in my pocket built ass 😂. We would see each other again for the next 3 years before they moved again but I never tried a relationship with her again just hi and bye. Why? Shit, if this was the hit I got from trying to date, just imagine

Adolf Oliver-Snatch @heartthrobrob.bsky.social · 3d

All I heard was “OOOOU SHIT!!!” As I struggled to not fall, check to see if I was bleeding and if I had all my teeth. What sounded like an echo of “Yall niggas gonna stop trying to talk to my lil sister!” This nigga was a senior at one of the nearby high schools. 6ft+ and had a grown man build

Adolf Oliver-Snatch @heartthrobrob.bsky.social · 3d

Come to find out she’s new to the neighborhood, just moved in a good week prior nshit. I walk over and start talking. Now what I mistook as shyness, really was her buying me time before disaster struck. She was not trying to hold a convo and when I asked could I at least get her name BAM!!!

Adolf Oliver-Snatch @heartthrobrob.bsky.social · 3d

The Scene: The neighborhood park where all the real hoopers, and baby gangstas was at, if you ain’t come to ball don’t come to this court. I’m waiting for the first game to end so, I’m on the sideline warming up dribbling nshit. I see this cute chubby chick walk up(I been down with bbw forever)

Adolf Oliver-Snatch @heartthrobrob.bsky.social · 3d

Speaking of my past teenage crush years. One of the biggest Ls I ever took was getting sucker punched by a girls brother. That nigga legit hit me so hard I had to lean on a tree to regroup. Up until this point I hadn’t never been hit that hard by anything yet alone a fist.

Adolf Oliver-Snatch @heartthrobrob.bsky.social · 3d

Had a great summer kicking it with her

Adolf Oliver-Snatch @heartthrobrob.bsky.social · 3d

She walked out to make copies, only to comeback to nobody doing work, yet captivated by my soulful carrying on about wanting this girl to be my baby.

She waited for me after detention and I got her number tho.

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Adolf Oliver-Snatch @heartthrobrob.bsky.social · 3d

I remember seeing this on Real World and when Dave had him as a musical guest for the show. Fun Fact: I got kicked out of class for singing this to a crush 😂

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Adolf Oliver-Snatch @heartthrobrob.bsky.social · 3d

Today would be the old guy 90th bday. Some years I miss him, some years I don’t. This year is one of those years that I get mad all over again at him.