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Ego The Headless

@headlessego.bsky.social

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! MINORS DNI, I FOLLOW AN ABSURD AMOUNT OF NSFW ARTISTS ! Ego | 22 | Autistic (and borderline insane) | Discord: headlessego | Pfp art by @doiduh.bsky.social

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Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · 6m

I like to think this girl suffers from so much hypertension that her grip is just vice-like, I imagine if she took an edible and drew again, bam, Leonardo DaVinci levels of art style or just a regular toon style

Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · 10d

Grade A Under A spotted

Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · 18d

My cat Moo x7 (kitten edition)

Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · 18d

Both her yelling faces (Panel 1 and 3) are precious as hell, even when she's mad, she's adorable

Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · 23d

Me when Wraith draws Lady Geist (im not even a deadlock fan but idfc, I love her)

a blue monster is sitting on a table in a room with a painting on it .

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Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · 25d

I was fixing to become the father that stepped up/j

patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing on a beach with his arms crossed and smiling .

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Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · 25d

I thought you were pregnant for a second

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Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · 28d

Based

Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · 29d

They don't even try to hide it anymore.

The veil of "We wanna protect children" has always been so thin that it's painstakingly obvious that they wanna control what PEOPLE watch.

Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · 29d

Jim Cum says Cuss Words????,?

a man is driving a car with his mouth open and the words `` i am shooketh '' written above him .

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Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · 29d

Splatterhouse!

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Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · Sep 29

Post something random or you'll get zero BITCHES in October!

Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · Sep 28

THOSE SHITS ARE

H A N G I N G

HOLY FUCK

Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · Sep 22

The pudge sat on the pool edge is everything to me

a bald man with a surprised look on his face is looking at the camera .

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Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · Sep 21

Dude smacked himself in the face with his dick, I'm done 💀

Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · Sep 18

Go figure, Visa finally cancels my purchase and gives me back my money AFTER I HAD A CONNIPTION FIT

Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · Sep 18

Bought RDR2 at a discount in preparation for my steam deck I'm going to purchase soon.

Thanks, Visa :)

Either process the payment and give my product or refund it, this shit is affecting me now, I'M SICK OF THIS STUPID FUCKING SHIT!!!!!

Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · Sep 15

I love how you typed it like a commercial for a vacuum cleaner.

"AGAIN, THAT'S 1-800-GOOD-SUCK, CALL NOW TO GET THE NEW SUCK-OFF 9000, COMES WITH THREE FREE VAC BAGS"

Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · Sep 14

That's why it's called "Missouri"...

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Because it causes MISERY

Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · Sep 14

Gyoatt

Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · Sep 14

All of them.

Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · Sep 13

I hate when shooters brand their weapons or whatever with furry, trans, woke shit, etc because now we got these conservatives knowing just who to oppress next after they lost Charlie.

"Oh, you like Judy Hopps, do ya?" *ANNIHILATES ALL THE FURRY PORN*

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Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · Sep 12

My cat Moo x6

Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · Sep 12

This isn't even a "Maria being dumb" moment, this is literally what happens to most people when pouring a drink.

Gravity is not gravitying.

Ego The Headless @headlessego.bsky.social · Sep 12

Can she stop being hot... for Five MINUTES!?