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Hazel Wander

@hazelwander.bsky.social

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Hi. I'm 30 something wtf, she/her/emotional support pegasus. Some may know me as Sena. Refugee from too many social media sites, I'm getting too old for this shit. Technically all ages.

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Hazel Wander @hazelwander.bsky.social · Nov 17

Hi! I'm Hazel! Aspec ΘΔ birdhorse who would really like to be petted please.

I like nerf, nerd stuff, MLP and geology porn and accessibility design.

Fascists catch my hooves.

This is going to be a dumping ground of shiny posts I found and random things. I hope you like them, they're for you.

Hazel Wander @hazelwander.bsky.social · 4d

Oh I misread. Well, regardless I think it's got a great feel!

Hazel Wander @hazelwander.bsky.social · 4d

Can confirm system antics (although we don't have quite as much argue *then* make out) the confrontations over haircolor/style are legendary wars that have been ongoing

Hazel Wander @hazelwander.bsky.social · 5d

It actually really strongly reminded me of Duck Hunt, so you aren't doing too bad on translating the feeling (I actually went and checked if it WAS because i wasn't sure)

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Hazel Wander @hazelwander.bsky.social · 15d

Two hooves (and a bunch of feathers) up, looking good!

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Taylor @protayto.bsky.social · 15d

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Hazel Wander @hazelwander.bsky.social · 22d

My favorite was when the new director of trust and safety of one social media was a groomer I knew personally. I think he moved on somewhere else.

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reki ver ka @reki.gay · 24d

this is just how i am irl

Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 24d

ashes-in-a-jar posted on tumblr: "Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the wringer. I'm putting my blorbo in ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault"

fakecrfan replies with an image of Michael from the good place pointing, with a speech balloon over his head in a manner implying that he was the one speaking in the previous post.

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 23d

MW correctly reading the room

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 24d

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

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Claire, BOO Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · Sep 23

it's also why i turn on the ac and ice the room out so i can have a blanket on because cozy and snug

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Hazel Wander @hazelwander.bsky.social · 28d

The "fuck anyone next to me, at least I'm safe" button

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · Oct 21

When you think about it, it's pretty weird that we based our nation's healthcare system around having random guys in an office somewhere who say "nah, you don't need that medication" and then fuck your doctor's wife.

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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · Sep 24

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

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Kelly McKernan 🔜 Dreamwalker’s Oracle Deck 🔮 @kellymckernan.bsky.social · Sep 22

Autism isn’t a disease to be cured or even eradicated. It’s a neurotype that results in many of the most beautiful and creative brains to have existed. Autists need systemic support to thrive in a world built for allistics, not the blame and shame that make our lives harder than they need to be.

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · Sep 22

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."

Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

Jimmy Kimmel Returns: ABC Ends Suspension Starting Tuesday

Jimmy Kimmel will return to late night on Tuesday

variety.com

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Whitney Merrill @wbm312.bsky.social · Sep 23

You know what’s definitely worse than taking Tylenol during pregnancy? Untreated fevers.

This is not going to end well.

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Hazel Wander @hazelwander.bsky.social · Sep 18

Unironically so amazing, have slept in one overnight and it's wonderful. 10/10 would be scritched again

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chimchiri (🔞Art @ Patreon) @chimchiri.bsky.social · Sep 7

Different vulvae sketches based on the study"Classification of the anatomical variation in female external genitalia" by gynodiversity. The study

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AB in PA @abinpa.bsky.social · Aug 28

Remember how doctors and nurses were revered? Remember how amazed we were at mRNA technology? Remember how the vaccine was developed in record time thanks to investment in underlying basic science? 🧬

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Polly Nator @madeincleveland.bsky.social · Aug 28

Remember when COVID vaccines were first available? Remember how they saved lives and helped us move toward normalcy? Remember how relieved and grateful we were? Remember how amazing our healthcare workers were? Remember how science rescued us?

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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · Aug 28

An art piece formed from lines.

#art #ink #lines #drawing

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · Aug 27

Dual Roomba

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4-panel comic. (1) [Roomba next to two people] PERSON 1 to Person 2 with white hat: The Roomba keeps my floor clean. But what do I do when the *Roomba* gets dirty? (2) PERSON 1: Simple: I got a second Roomba and a ramp, so they can clean each other. [a second Roomba takes ramp to be on top of first Roomba] (3) PERSON 1: After the tops are clean, I flip one of them over so they can clean each others’ undersides. [flips Roomba upside down] (4) [stacked Roombas vibrating] PERSON 2: There’s nothing NSFW about this, and yet it’s the most NSFW thing I’ve ever seen. PERSON 1: Yeah, my YouTube DIY video about it got demonetized.

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Hazel Wander @hazelwander.bsky.social · Aug 27

I remember those days... Not getting art days, the you getting art constantly days

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Mira (SPOOKYNOUNS IN BIO) @thefreeradical.org · Aug 27

Queer folk - go do self care. If you aren't involved in antifash work and countering misinfo, then your energy is better sent protecting your mental health instead of being logged onto the social media news cycle.

Mira (SPOOKYNOUNS IN BIO) @thefreeradical.org · Aug 27

Honestly, I suggest all my followers take the next couple days off of social media and go do self-care. There's gonna be a lot of bigotry targeting us these next couple of days because of the lone wolf shooter, and if you're not involved in antifash work or countering misinfo, no point to seeing it

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Mira (SPOOKYNOUNS IN BIO) @thefreeradical.org · Aug 27

So it's clear - I'm aware that the Minneapolis church shooter is a transfem, and have confirmed this independently myself via her name change documents. Myself & literally every trans person condemns this type of shit, especially targeting kids.

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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (Very scary) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · Aug 5

Our main story tonight concerns Mech pilots, the easiest and cheapest way to make sure you get a pet that's already housebroken.

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