Alt: barack obama is giving a speech in front of a microphone in front of american flags . President Obama, who was inaugurated in 2009, and has no criminal convictions nor been found liable for sexual assault nor accepted a plane as a gift from a regime with a dubious human rights record nor been impeached twice nor advised people to inject bleach nor tried to remove healthcare from 10 million people but does know what habeus corpus is, can probably can close an umbrella by himself and can walk down a ramp unaided.

Alt: a woman with green hair is sitting in front of a mannequin . Mollie Sugden (1922-2009)

ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie looks out of a window