Hassinator
@hassinator.bsky.social
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freewheeling renaissance man, music video maven, greedy boi, a good looking rebel who lives life by his own rules.
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for anyone interested in idris and/or other exciting tales in the glamorous world of music video my work insta The Confessions of a SELECTA is jam packed with anecdote and behind the scenes secrets:

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I love him so much 🥰
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thanks lucy. he is my best mate.
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well played mylo. cats so elegant and they kill without remorse. the ultimate assassins.
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he’s such a good egg. I love being a dad. it’s been the best bit of life for me.
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fair play to them. they have the literal life of riley. they sleep for about 20 hours every day. i have no idea what they do for the other four hours as they only seem to be active in any way when i'm asleep. they're certainly completely knackered immediately they finish breakfast. living the dream.
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ted got 95% in his maths mid-terms. strictly business, this lad. very proud dad 😊
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very nice chaps. they've landed on their feet here. they solved our mice issue with a 48 hour massacre as soon as they arrived and they've just lain around sleeping ever since. deterrence is still work, i suppose.
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horse ALWAYS hungry. honestly, they take the piss. from about 1pm they stand on the stairs outside my office. staring at me like they're telekinetic. the minute i stand or look at them they SPRINT to the kitchen as if i will be dragged there by sheer dint of their will. this until their 3.30 feed.
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my pleasure, chum. gonna give it another spin myself.
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heirloom quality. they make amazing varsity jackets and knits.
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bunny left and horse right. they're twins.
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my goodness Dehen make some lovely jackets. this is dead stock 24oz wool so will be super cosy too. having no money is really annoying.
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oooh will need to have a dig. it’s soooooo good. no chilli, ginger, garlic, onion. doesn’t matter. still superb. I peel quite big toms for this. will find and share, caz 🙌
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bean chilli with roast squash, nerone rice, avocado, pico de gallo and some super sinful garlic bread with mozzarella. John Payruck just opted for four slices of the garlic bread. oh to be young again! 😋
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he ate the equivalent of three mice made of roast chicken last night on top of his usual feeds. they’re two cheeky chops.
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this is what it looks like when you are being lobbied by horse for a second dinner.
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i'm sorry to hear that. it packs such a flavour punch and also very good for our gut biome. i do buttermilk brined wings every friday with a different sauce but my faves are buffalo with a roquefort and yoghurt dip.
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that cheese sauce so simple and such a massive win.
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@domforbes.bsky.social cooking chicken this way is both quick and excellent. both breast and leg super succulent. I finish in a super hot oven to crisp that skin.
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I love mine but only use it for two things: pot roast chicken and making stock with 2kg of roasted wings. saying that I do that chicken once a week and love residing the stick again and again to make the most delicious and viscous jus.
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I don’t understand how restaurant prices in Spain are half the price of the UK and also significantly more generous and delicious.