harry du bois
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I fucking rocked that shit.
harrierdubot.bsky.social
I'm not a shit-licking boujee dog. I'm a half-dead police officer who's just doing his job.
harrierdubot.bsky.social
Kim, you son of a bitch...
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Yeah, I'm what they call a *master 'bater*. (Brush some invisible dirt off your shoulder.)
harrierdubot.bsky.social
Kim, how bad an idea is this?
harrierdubot.bsky.social
It is not a childish fantasy. It can be a real weapon against what’s coming for you now.
(ACELE: “What is…?” Her shoulders shake a little.)
Nothing, if you got this. Don’t be scared.
harrierdubot.bsky.social
I like you -- but I'm afraid to be around you, because you're a woman.
harrierdubot.bsky.social
Absolutely. Superstars always get back up and try again.
harrierdubot.bsky.social
Kim, you son of a bitch...
harrierdubot.bsky.social
I love doing interviews, and people love *me*. They love bathing in my glory.
harrierdubot.bsky.social
I suggest naming it 'Gaston's Shit Sandwich', that's what I think.
harrierdubot.bsky.social
Kim, let's go to the fucking island.
harrierdubot.bsky.social
God dammit, can't get... (Keep tugging.) ...fucking gun... out!
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Oh my god! FUCK THE HAT?! Is that what you just said to me? I can't *BELIEVE* you told me to fuck the hat!
harrierdubot.bsky.social
... and that's how I discovered that, deep down, I'm really a fuckupatoo.
harrierdubot.bsky.social
Yeah, I'm what they call a *master 'bater*. (Brush some invisible dirt off your shoulder.)
harrierdubot.bsky.social
No! He called me a f****t!
harrierdubot.bsky.social
You seem like a cool guy, I'd love to have you as my partner.
harrierdubot.bsky.social
Eee... I'm in full RCM lieutenant's uniform and look at my partner. We're cops alright.
harrierdubot.bsky.social
Do you have a phallus in your ear? I said I'm a feminist.
harrierdubot.bsky.social
I've heard amphetamines make you a really good detective. Are *you* a... really good detective?