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Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 1m

apparently a KU staffer was hit with a pocket knife during all the tortilla tossing

Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 1m

Did Dan Beebe write this?

Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 5m

Texas Tech and Kansas have been fined over Tortillagate this past weekend.

Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 1h

@franklinaire.bsky.social, my guy - I'm tempted -

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Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 1h

a cartoon lizard is smiling with the word lizard below it

ALT: a cartoon lizard is smiling with the word lizard below it

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Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 1h

Buddy, I've been down, but never that far down.

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Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 1h

.00069. the "Mother Denmark" constant, if one would.

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Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 1h

Don't let the Ford Focus hatchback fool you, he just bought a plastic handle of the most rotgut vodka on the market.

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Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 2h

it's the Pitoris.

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Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 2h

that uncle is rowdy as hell

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Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 2h

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Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 3h

Looking at next Tuesday like…

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Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 16h

Yeah, it’s still 80 here, not looking for spiced warmers in this kind of weather.

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Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 16h

*grumble grumble* Season Creep *grumble grumble*

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Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 16h

Not sure what I did to keep getting Brandon Walker thrown into my Facebook feed, but I’d do a lot of things to never have to see him again

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Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 18h

Go Hawkeyes, lol.

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Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 23h

Is that bad? That seems bad.

Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 1d

China Bought $12.6 Billion in U.S. Soybeans Last Year. Now, It’s $0. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/25/b...

China Bought $12.6 Billion in U.S. Soybeans Last Year. Now, It’s $0.

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Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 23h

something something buttered popcorn.

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Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 1d

this book this subject was actually pretty interesting

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Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 1d

Going to breakfast hungover as fuck and asking for a steaming cup of Rockstar

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Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 1d

none. none other drinks. and don't you even dare bringing up that mushroom shit.

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Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 1d

From my cold, jittery hands.

The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 1d

Tariffs have rapidly increased the price of coffee—a drink with almost no nutritional value and lots of functional substitutes. Yet coffee may also be the one thing Americans can’t live without, @elcush.bsky.social writes:

The Drink That Americans Won’t Give Up Without a Fight

Coffee has almost no nutritional value and lots of substitutes. It’s also, apparently, too important to lose.

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Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 1d

Sigh.

Buckle up.

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Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 1d

This is like the first time he’s tasted seasoning.

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Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 1d

It would be “one possession, last second loss” of coaching hires, so of course it’s going to happen to us

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Hardy Wallbanger @hardywallbanger.bsky.social · 1d

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