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DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · Jul 24

I need suggestions for Greek-origin word of the day to make a Greek friend who is stressed out laugh

Ive done callipygian (and catapygian), and boustrophedon so far so I’ve set a high standard. Donations accepted.

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DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 4h

Oof especially the one from DISCO. Hello L-Word villain

DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 4h

It honestly depends on how much cunt you have.

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DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 4h

Star Trek: Sarek is the first significant ambassador to the Earth. He immediately is seduced by Amanda Grayson

DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 4h

Humans can turn anything into dramatic romance. This is “humans are space orcs” material for sure

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DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 4h

BUT WHAT ABOUT LOVE? “I cannot stay, Rivke. I benefit from being in your presence”

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DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 4h

Yes we agree

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DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 4h

They did not. They knew it worked but not why. The standard explanation was miasma theory (bad stink spreads disease).

Incidentally RFK jr believes in the miasma theory lmao

DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 4h

There was this amazing tweet that was like “just heard a woman doing the loudest piss I’ve ever heard while talking into her phone with the mic on.”

DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 4h

Who wants it to ping when it is in use, I have it set to a pretty long cooldown in case I put it down and they text a minute later.

DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 4h

Lmao I have dated several people who I called by their surname.

It is how I met them! Why would I switch unless they asked?!

DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 4h

Religion Dispatch is one of my favorite sites (after ANCIENT JEW REVIEW)

DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 4h

But then they are separated! By horef! And probably setab!

DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 5h

Oh so what I meant was they can only share the bed in the summer, as it means they aren’t helping each other. It might not be cold, but at night it can be cool rather than sweaty. On the roof it was apparently nice and cool in the desert summer night, & also away from pests, stank, & snake/scorpion

DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 5h

Note the first section discusses how one kind of vow is “I’m never fucking loaning that bastard a lawn mower or a hammer ever again”

DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 5h

Xiran Zhao’s IRON WIDOW series taking that idea and making it a tool of the patriarchy was a fantastic fucking decision and if you haven’t read it, I recommend at least hitting up the first book. It is really good.

DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 5h

The summer sleeping is considered a benefit as opposed to the winter. Read Nedarim 4 it has a lot of details

Mishnah Nedarim 4:1

The difference between one for whom benefit from another is forbidden by vow [hamuddar hana’a meḥaveiro] and one for whom benefit from his food is forbidden by...

www.sefaria.org

DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 5h

Is it amphetamines for ADHD? I ask because that is the answer for many of my friends

DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 5h

Once again posting what is supposed to be a burn but is in fact a JESUS CHRIST SHE IS INCREDIBLE

DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 5h

You know, I should have assumed it was FUCK THAT GUY but I didn’t. Why didn’t I?

DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 5h

They can borrow clothing and jewelry, but they have to eat unrelated food and can’t use the public cistern. And they can bathe or sleep together, depending on season and the like.

Absolutely banger slow-burn love story about two people who get sworn off each other

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DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 5h

This was honestly the best possible choice I spent the whole film being like “eughhhh” and then it happened and I was like FUCK YEAH

They sync so well their brains work together. That is a special level of love and it doesn’t require boning, and in fact is even better that it doesn’t specifically.

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DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 5h

why is this so accurate

RETURN is even more so!

DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 5h

Have you tried DAGGERHEART? I ask because I was surprised to discover I liked it A LOT. Combat is sooooo fast and fun and still very very trad.

DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 5h

There are dozens of us!

DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️ @hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social · 5h

Why are they swearing not to gain benefit from someone

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