Hannah Al-Othman
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Journalist @guardian. Northern Powerhouse, running bore 🏃🏽‍♀️, MUFC 👹. Send news: [email protected]. DM for WhatsApp/Signal
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If only twitter threads were still a thing because I have quite the story to tell about how my destiny of being a cat rescuer is literally being forced upon me.

I currently have seven (7) cats in my house. I’ll tell it one day. Maybe I’ll write it.

But for now, good morning from not my cats:
A black mother cat is with a pile of three baby cats (also all black)
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When you have a joint bank account…
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Since I got married the algorithm has not stopped offering me pregnancy shit. It’s absolutely relentless, and was pretty much immediate — I’m being advertised fertility treatments, solo pregnancy retreats, folic acid supplements.

How do I turn it off?!
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What the hell is wrong with me?
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Thank you!! Xx (Obviously the real love of my life was represented too.)
Bride with giant cat head (Phillip) on a stick.
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I’m looking for a new home for it because we’re married now!
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Any Hannahs out there marrying a Michael?! I’m looking to find this a new home!
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I don’t think August normally is either — but we booked last minute!
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Tui and Jet2 — ended up booking with Tui.
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Can confirm this was an absolute bargain — and it had a resident cat! Would 1000% book last minute again.
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We did it ❤️🪩👰🏽
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This, from our wedding planner, who literally organises events for her job, is possibly the highest praise I’ve ever received.

It’s going on my CV.
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Such little weirdos! This one will eat literally anything — she once licked a knife with chilli oil on it, and yet that still hasn’t put her off stealing food.
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The mouse was dead 🙀