Hank
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Happy New Year Everyone! Pardon the improper claim of such but I mayhaps was massively wasted but that is ok. Never too late to ring in the new year! Cheers to another wonderful year 🥂
Deadlocked clicked once I stopped treating it as a MOBA and started treating it as a romantic romcom with alot of depression
Deadlock clicked because its a Barbershop Quartett so please just shut up and let them do their magic, clicking and snapping is what they do!
Deadlock clicked when I saw it as a waifu fps, not a 5 michelin star resteraunt.
hanks you very much
One day brother. One day.
Nah. Bitches love coming home to a man who can warm them up in an insant
You are always roasting tbh.
You can burn the hotel but you will still have no bitches.
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THE GOONLOCK SMP... THE GOONLOCK SMP IS REAAALLLL...
I'm taking away your olive oil supply
Why are you like this
With Valentine's Day coming up, I am asking you all not to have sex in the bathroom. We had to drag out at least twelve couples last year. Please do not try and have a new highscore.
Perhaps. (No unfortunately
Clearly the only answer is to just say "You free?" on repeat till we all have free time
That's your job Fern. You can burn them in the fireplace or anywhere.
Agreed. Weekend would be best. I don't sleep at all so I'm good with any time mostly.
All Holiday decorations will be removed come this Friday. If you want pictures with the decorations and Christmas tree, please come before Friday. Thank you!
Deadlock bsky game night when
He is my friend Fern. He comes over after hours. He's a pleasure to speak with. You could stay and join us one day. I think you'll enjoy yourself.
I'm cutting your paycheck for making this appear on my feed..
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I hate Jacob Lash. Every time I see that guy the only thing I think about is how much I want to go out to dinner with him and express how much I hate him over a candle-lit dinner.
Happy New Year Everyone! Pardon the improper claim of such but I mayhaps was massively wasted but that is ok. Never too late to ring in the new year! Cheers to another wonderful year 🥂