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Gyratorio
@gyrate.bsky.social
730 followers 1.6K following 4.5K posts
US/UK dual citizen, and grumpy about politics in both. Not here to talk about my current job. All views expressed are those of the voices in my head. Void where prohibited.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · Sep 9
Welcome to all my new followers. It’s okay if you feel disappointed here. I totally understand.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 1h
What’s astonishing is how bad the reviews are going back years. Like, REALLY REALLY bad. Like moldy food, dirty tables and appalling service.

One person suggested that it’s just a money-laundering front, which would explain a lot.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 8h
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Tiny Tom Cruise Pumpy Arm Run
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 14h
a man with a bandage on his forehead says yarp !
Alt: a man with a bandage on his forehead says yarp !
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 1d
Well I happen to believe that your opinions *do* mean shit.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 1d
I am comforted nonetheless.

Goodnight Hookland from me. Today I lost the last piece of my mother and am torn between the sadness of loss and the peace of knowing she is whole again somewhere. It is what it is.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 1d
Please confirm that the phrase “scratch at her thatch” is meant entirely literally and not euphemistically.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 1d
They’re trolling my hot supermodel girlfriend from Canada. You wouldn’t know her - she’s on a different social media site.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 1d
Cue up the “Going For An English” sketch
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 1d
Also: James O’Keefe is so “for sale” he likely has a barcode tattooed on his ass.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 1d
We will probably block him because we enjoy it.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 1d
So, Bill…
a man from star trek is making a funny face and saying die mad about it .
Alt: Garak from Deep Space 9 saying “die mad about it”
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 1d
Me in London:

“Why is there a baseball in my yard?”
cjzero.bsky.social CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 2d
Shohei Ohtani this is just stupid...
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 2d
Good morning. Everything is still terrible.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 2d
Are you blaming Magical Trevor?
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 2d
Same energy
a cartoon character is pointing at a chart that says disco record sales
Alt: Disco Stu is pointing at a chart saying “Disco record sales” going sharply upwards over four years and saying “If these trends continue…ayyyy!” with thumbs up.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 2d
Done.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 2d
Well please let us know when you are, because man have we got a lot of it to get through.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 2d
a paper clip with a face on it and the words terminate the survivors below it
Alt: Clippy the Microsoft paperclip turns into a shovel and pretends to dig. The caption is “terminate the survivors”
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 2d
And now we *all* have massive ick.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 2d
Yeah, but how many great singles did Status Quo really have?
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 3d
Can I at least have “Teen Titans Go!”? Because I love that.
a cartoon character is wearing a yellow apron that says good run on it
Alt: Cyborg from Teen Titans Go is punching a bowl of ground meat. He is wearing an apron that says “Food pun” on it. You get it, right? Right? He’s literally beating his meat? One of many examples of why this show is awesome.
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 3d
I understood that reference
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 3d
Coloring outside the lines
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 3d
Literally saw a promo for one of their upcoming concerts yesterday
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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 3d
“Death, what can I do?”