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Grumpist

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Dallas Mavericks fan for sale, NBA, things of that nature

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Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 10h

When AD's Achilles eventually goes, Dallas is going to have $90M in dead salary between him and Kyrie.

Trade EVERYONE for as many 2026 picks as you can immediately.

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 13h

I perhaps would not have spent the past 18 years begging for Blue Texas if I'd known what the cost was of getting Blue Texas.

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 1d

my bad, y'all

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 1d

get ready to hallucinate during the middle of the 16th, buddy

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 1d

IKF is fielding while in a fugue state. He lived an entire life in between fielding and throwing that ball to 1st.

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 1d

They're going to run out of pitchers and then this game is going to go from neither team scoring for 7 innings to each team scoring 9 runs each hitting dingers off opposing 1st basemen.

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 1d

CC: Dallas Mavericks

Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 1d

JJ Redick:

"It's hard to run offense without ball handlers"

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 1d

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 1d

get ready to hallucinate during the middle of the 16th, buddy

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 1d

2/3 of Americans support a government single payer healthcare system, including an increasing number of REPUBLICANS since 2021. What world are the people who wrote this stupid plan living in?

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 4d

You just started the timer on Zion being out 4-6 weeks

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 4d

Time to warm it up, Mavs fans

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 4d

Why would you pay someone to be a lobbyist who is reviled by all the people she's going to be lobbying?

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 5d

not with one of those things he doesn't. It'd be pretty hard to, I'd imagine.

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 5d

I turned on the USWNT friendly 30 seconds late and somehow already missed a goal.

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 5d

tipping aside, walking in and taking 10 boxes of stuff from the counter/pastry display without calling ahead and placing a bulk order is kind of asshole behavior on its own.

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 6d

Get AD off my team. I literally don't care what the return is. It's time to turn the page.

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 6d

AD not making the All Star team

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 6d

Cooper Flagg, scoreless with 4 minutes to go before halftime. Teaching the Dallas crowd about edging.

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 6d

Cancel me for ageism b/c I want every 30+ year old off my beautiful rebuilding team.

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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 6d

So far I hate watching Anthony Davis instead of Luka

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 6d

Dallas Mavericks 2025-26 tipoff I love you all and I'll see you in hell.

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 6d

Polica?

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 7d

It's more the destruction of stuff that doesn't belong to them. Like the stories about people who go to national parks and carve their name in trees or push over rock formations.

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 7d

news item #1: distraction that's a distraction
news item #2: clear distraction.
news item #3: you have to be crazy to be distracted by that

Roundball Rock live performance: everyone shut up and pay attention, the man's trying to heal a nation.

Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 7d

IT'S BACK!!!

John Tesh performs "Roundball Rock" live on TV 🥹

Grumpist @grumpist.bsky.social · 8d

How much money could I potentially make by placing a large wager that they're going to cast Lucas Hedges as Billey Joel in his Biopic? Is there a market for this? (Finn Wolfhard is too tall, or else this would be free money.)