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Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · Nov 23

GVD (Gently Vomiting Duck) says hello

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Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 7d

which is a fun way to passively broadcast that grego is having problemas con su tum-tum today :(

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 7d

The meanest trick the devil ever pulled was making Imodium packaging impossible to open

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Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 9d

The idea of broth seeping lazily and unchecked through the farmland has sent me into deep hypnosis

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Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 9d

It is supposed to be our special night. A grand romantic gesture. It takes me over an hour to light all the candles. My god there are so many. It is now 300 degrees in your bedroom. My desperate attempts to keep wax off your dresser further kill the mood. Love has left your eyes.

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Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 9d

I came here to do two things: Learn how to count.

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Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 10d

the acronym you’re thinking of does indeed score points in that game.

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 10d

What if, as a hilarious joke, I was able to sleep until my alarm went off

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Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 10d

I still play Words With Friends (not ashamed) and hoooo boy do I get the feeling that the overwhelming majority of my opponents have highly problematic, uh, worldviews quite different from my own. Wild.

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Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 21d

If the gates really are pearly you gotta worry about the other design choices within.